NASA Might Hijack Asteroid

[HuntersCreed]

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/nasa_might_highjack_moon_asteroid_Lh2l8qP1QSputBoAbm9vwM

This is crazy. NASA is considering hijacking an asteroid and putting it in orbit around the moon. Why? Who cares?! This is insanity!

 

[Pork Mahogis]

Other than the possibility it might be made from 100% virgin pussy, the only other purpose could be as practice against an Earth destroying asteroid.

 

[tkotom]

Funny to read all of the armageddon type comments on these kinds of articles. The asteroid they're talking about is tiny.

We live in a great age.

 

[Thrawn33]

NASA going to hold the earth hostage

 

[HuntersCreed]

They're sending Bruce Willis.

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Predictable Bruce Willis reference: *check*

 

[MortalWombat]

I'd like to be the guy that catches it. I'd like to float into its path, and as it approaches yell out (don't click the spoiler button, don't do it, don't do it)

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Comet me, Bro!

 

[Big Sissy]

They say it would cost roughly $2.6 billion. So probably about $8 billion.

 

[HuntersCreed]

They say it would cost roughly $2.6 billion. So probably about $8 billion.

That's ASTRONOMICAL!

Oh, the puns!

 

[AncientEnemy]

It's going to mess with the earths magnetic and gravitational fields therefore affecting my sex life. Yes that's what I'll say

 

[Reyesnuthugr]

Sounds like the most important thing the govt could do at a time like this

 

[HuntersCreed]

Sounds like the most important thing the govt could do at a time like this

It's out of this world!

 

[Woodkid***]

So they gonna hijack the asteroid with razor blades?

 

[KilledByDeath]

<--This man wants to slow "progress".

 

[Reyesnuthugr]

It's out of this world!

No (milky)way

You must've spaced out just now

I can't believe that those in charge would even planet

I thought they recently shuttled the whole program down. But I guess if you have a spacesuit left, you have no choice but to rocket

 

[Knife Party**]

cant wait to adopt an asteroid.

 

[Katsumi Yamada]

Grand Theft Asteroid.

 

[Sanshou Kid]

We'll have to keep "orion" (our eye on) this.

Cosmos of the people in the govt are corrupt and may wish to build a Death Star.

 

[SevenSamurai]

Ever seen what happens when someone wins at teather ball?

This could end badly.

Let's hope it goes like this.....

 

[Big Sissy]

NASA

 

[HuntersCreed]

NASA

What am I not seeing?