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Name me a better fruit...I dare you!!!

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It's another hot one in New England and I'm cooling down with the greatest fruit there is...the clementine. We did the Fruit Olympics and determined the orange was the GOAT (I'm pretty sure but I don't remember) but this clementine is BETTER than the larger orange.

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@Clementine



Name one!!!
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I like those. Aren't cuties the same thing
 
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Over 30 species of Durians, each tasting different from each other.
Some are sweet, some have taste of liquor, some taste bitter, some taste custardy.
More than half the population thinks it smells like crap.

One of the few fruits that can be eaten and also used as weapon.
 
A good plum is a seriously underrated fruit.

Rainer Cherries bang.

I once had a watermelon in Florida that tasted like a lollipop made by God.
 
I like those. Aren't cuties the same thing

Cuties are in fact clementines.

Really good watermelon. Sweet blueberries. Nice fiberous Asian pear. Some firm bittersweet jabong, aka pomelo

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Over 30 species of Durians, each tasting different from each other.
Some are sweet, some have taste of liquor, some taste bitter, some taste custardy.
More than half the population thinks it smells like crap.

One of the few fruits that can be eaten and also used as weapon.

If more than half of the population thinks something sucks what does that tell you?

Mangoes are tastier and don’t have a bunch of membrane skin around the goods after you peel them.

Avocados are more versatile, have good fats and protein (keto), and are good to slather on face or hair for beauty.

Mangoes take three years to properly peel.

My favourite fruit are grapes.

Grapes are in the running for me too...

A good plum is a seriously underrated fruit.

Rainer Cherries bang.

I once had a watermelon in Florida that tasted like a lollipop made by God.

I like a plum, but when you get a bad one, which you don't know in advance, it is pretty brutal.

Bananas are better. @Clippy will back me up!

You smoking plants with @Clippy ?!?!?!

Yes

I will

Go roll up and down a hill!
 
It's another hot one in New England and I'm cooling down with the greatest fruit there is...the clementine. We did the Fruit Olympics and determined the orange was the GOAT (I'm pretty sure but I don't remember) but this clementine is BETTER than the larger orange.

clementine-mandarins-02-940x626.jpg

images

Capture-8.png

@Clementine



Name one!!!
<{cum@me}>
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Because you don't have to buy them. Apples are freely available everywhere.

Just walk up to a tree and take one for a quick treat. A cost efficient food.

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It does the job, bro. I just don't like them. I think am allergic to sugar.

The only fruits that suit my belly are berries but they're expensive as fuk hence the joke.
 
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