Name a deal breaker, guys and gals

[method115]

Usually more mature personality, caring, focused.
A mother is less likely to party like crazy, less likely to do all sorts of socially unacceptable stuff.

I agree with this but like I said I can find this in women without kids as well it's just harder. Usually you need girls in their late 20's by that point there done with the parties and if your lucky they avoided having kids up to that point.

 

[Gref]

If their 2nd toe is bigger than the 1st. Fuck outta here with that mutant shit.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I agree with this but like I said I can find this in women without kids as well it's just harder. Usually you need girls in their late 20's by that point there done with the parties and if your lucky they avoided having kids up to that point.

That's pretty much how it goes.
At a certain age though you might start thinking the way women think:
"What's wrong with him that he doesn't have kids?"
Women see it as a sign of stability and reliability, for good reason.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

If their 2nd toe is bigger than the 1st. Fuck outta here with that mutant shit.

That's an exceedingly rare recessive trait if memory serves

 

[method115]

That's pretty much how it goes.
At a certain age though you might start thinking the way women think:
"What's wrong with him that he doesn't have kids?"
Women see it as a sign of stability and reliability, for good reason.

lol I do think that a lot when I see women like that or a women whose been single for a long time. Like my cousins ex is crazy hot and has a kid but I haven't seen her with a guy in years. So it's like how crazy is she?

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

lol I do think that a lot when I see women like that or a women whose been single for a long time. Like my cousins ex is crazy hot and has a kid but I haven't seen her with a guy in years. So it's like how crazy is she?

Someone came up with a hotness/crazy chart.
Unfortunately they go together pretty solidly in my experience.
I generally ignore the hottest chick in any room for three reasons:
1. Out of my league
2. They like the attention way too much
3. Better to concentrate effort on someone who's less likely to be an entitled shit

 

[Upchuck22]

Meh.
Could be worse.

Hi, nice to meet you, I'm Buns.

Lookin good Buns...

 

[ToxicShocker]

After having dated a feminist I'd like to draw the line where "showering every day is bad for your skin" and consequently there is minor vag funk.

But odds are when I get back to the point where I'm eating pie everyday again I won't be assertive enough to say "hey toots, go sprinkle some h2o on your #1 door".

Come to think of that, I for the life of me cannot fathom a polite way to say "I would prefer if you would rinse todays dust off before we do this." Seems like there's absolutely no way to broach that subject. I used to throw in, "Hey it'd be hot if we started in the shower" but bitches don't like to get their hair wet.

 

[Thai Otoshi]

Agreed.
Whether it was their reality or a dream denied, chicks who dig horses, trouble

Is this really a thing?

 

[Flemmy Stardust]

Scary dad

 

[jefferz]

Aids

 

[The Clamburglar]

For relationships:

- smokes cigarettes
- hairy/smelly clam
- conspiracy theorist
- religious
- poor grammar/spelling
- drama queen
- cat lady
- poor taste in music, books, movies

For burgling:

- unwilling
- underage
- visible STD
- is a man

 

[SammyPops]

Pre-op is definitely a deal breaker.

no dice bor.

Non-functioning pre-op is a deal breaker

Post-op = deal breaker
Poor women too.(unless they are ff pre-op of course)

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Is this really a thing?

Yes.
If she grew up with horses, has riding gear, her own saddle, avoid. Princess syndrome.

If she grew up wanting one but never having one, she matured amid frustrated, unrealistic desires, wanting what she couldn't ever have.
Avoid.

 

[BisexualMMA]

After having dated a feminist I'd like to draw the line where "showering every day is bad for your skin" and consequently there is minor vag funk.

But odds are when I get back to the point where I'm eating pie everyday again I won't be assertive enough to say "hey toots, go sprinkle some h2o on your #1 door".

Come to think of that, I for the life of me cannot fathom a polite way to say "I would prefer if you would rinse todays dust off before we do this." Seems like there's absolutely no way to broach that subject. I used to throw in, "Hey it'd be hot if we started in the shower" but bitches don't like to get their hair wet.

Find the name of one of her ex-boyfriends, create a fake e-mail address with his name and start sending her messages as him to let her know about the odor issues.

 

[Thai Otoshi]

For relationships:

- smokes cigarettes
- hairy/smelly clam
- conspiracy theorist
- religious
- poor grammar/spelling
- drama queen
- cat lady
- poor taste in music, books, movies

For burgling:

- unwilling
- underage
- visible STD
- is a man

This list is pretty much spot on, for me.

 

[The Clamburglar]

Find the name of one of her ex-boyfriends, create a fake e-mail address with his name and start sending her messages as him to let her know about the odor issues.

This has so many more applications.

Thank you kind sir.

As soon as time travel is invented I will be traveling back to the mid-90s to tell this to my teen self.

 

[method115]

Come to think of that, I for the life of me cannot fathom a polite way to say "I would prefer if you would rinse todays dust off before we do this." Seems like there's absolutely no way to broach that subject. I used to throw in, "Hey it'd be hot if we started in the shower" but bitches don't like to get their hair wet.

lol I had this roomate that was banging this one chick he worked with. He must have hopped in the shower four times in one day to fuck (in a matter of hours) before I told him to chill the fuck out. I hate being that guy but holy shit four fucking showers in a few hours it was just getting annoying. I was having to wait to take a piss just so he could fuck in the shower.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

People who go to things like sceptics conferences. They're usually fanatics. It's like dating those "Have you heard the good word?" people but on the opposite end of the spectrum.

Not being able to spell skeptic is a deal breaker for me. Sorry, buddy. But you will never get to slide up in this.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

After having dated a feminist I'd like to draw the line where "showering every day is bad for your skin" and consequently there is minor vag funk.

But odds are when I get back to the point where I'm eating pie everyday again I won't be assertive enough to say "hey toots, go sprinkle some h2o on your #1 door".

Come to think of that, I for the life of me cannot fathom a polite way to say "I would prefer if you would rinse todays dust off before we do this." Seems like there's absolutely no way to broach that subject. I used to throw in, "Hey it'd be hot if we started in the shower" but bitches don't like to get their hair wet.

I tell my wife all the time I'm not eating that shit until a shower is had.