Name 1 thing a political candidate could do that would 100% win your vote (lighthearted satire)

[Noveltymortar]

Start taxing women by BMI.

 

[Tone C]

Swallow.

Or inhale.

 

[HHJ]

Increase Kogan-Ryuu yearly stipend to 300,000 Koku

 

[GearSolidMetal]

Abolish the Federal Reserve.

Its a private bank that prints our currency and no one knows its partnership of ownership.

For those that don't know -

 

[DoctorTaco]

Any president who gives me a little kiss on the forehead gets my vote

 

[ObsoleteSoul]

Outside of fantasy requests, one issue just doesn’t cut it for me. Especially since most politicians have a few great ideas packaged with a bunch of nonsense.

 

[khukurikoo]

Work week becomes 30 hours with same pay. 6 hour shifts become the new standard. Also prostitutes covered under health insurance wellness program cause why not.

 

[NoSmilez]

Pay for some lady preferably heavier than 170lbs to step my shoulder blades and calf. Nvm they need to just including rolfing as part of insurance or human rights.

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

Free pizza during full moons .

 

[aerius]

Chicks with 3 or more boobs. I want to know how many boobs is too many so I know how much is enough.

 

[PaddyO'malley]

U allowed 3 open hand strikes on di opps each year ting work like traffic tickets u rack up too many pts u lose ur license haffi take classes n health insurance goes up

 

[Tone C]

Any president who gives me a little kiss on the forehead gets my vote

Mate, anyone who gives you a little kiss on the forehead gets your vote .

 

[William Huggins]

Any president who gives me a little kiss on the forehead gets my vote

Is a little touch with the tip of the tongue allowed? Disguised with the lips of course..... asking for a friend....

 

[Prutfis]

Cutting all ties with SA and putting them first on the list for a dose of freedom.

 

[Belaya Smert]

Give ODB a presidential medal for contributions to humanity.

 

[HHJ]

Work week becomes 30 hours with same pay. 6 hour shifts become the new standard. Also prostitutes covered under health insurance wellness program cause why not.

God imagine working 11 - 5 every day

 

[SmoothPies]

Deport Ben Affleck

 

[HHJ]

I want to know how many boobs is too many

In the summer isles they worship a Fertility Goddess with 17 teats

 

[SammyPops]

Make every restaurant have a legit good happy hour. Nothing better than hitting up a steak house after work for a shrimp cocktail, steak bites, and bottle of red for 1/2 price.

 

[Kimchii]

Any president who gives me a little kiss on the forehead gets my vote

I probably wanted something more robust. A blowjob from Sarah Palin would of course have gotten my vote.