My tongue is swollen and I'm concerned

[ralphc1]

The best by date is August 2019?

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

your tongue is becoming one of us..... chop it off before it gets to powerful..

if you dont your tongue will become so powerful and strong it might become a member of DNATION

 

[Michaelangelo]

that's what you get for licking windows!

 

[Ezekiel 2517]

Not a joke I don't know what this means. My throat hurts too and I'm eating ice cream

It got stung by a jellyfish. You need someone to urinate on it. I volunteer.

 

[Philo-Publius]

Go get it checked out at an urgent care clinic or the ED. You're not expecting to get a diagnosis from Sherdog are you?

 

[MarloStanfield]

Cool

 

[VulcanNervPinch]

It's OK, you just need to get one of these and shave your tongue down to a normal size

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

Could be worse.

could have went to your local pub for a drink, struck up a conversation with some random dude (well dressed), took a piss break, came back to find the dude bought you a drink (this ones on me bro he says).

Last thing you remember was laughing and downing your drink.

You woke up this morning in a strange bed and you asshole was swollen.

<puh-lease75>

 

[UL]

Goodbye clippy

 

[Phr3121]

Go get it checked out at an urgent care clinic or the ED

ED? As in Erectile Dysfunction?

 

[Kobra420]

I bet the Ice Cream has something "modified" in the ingredients....Check this gross shit out :



Enjoy!!!!!!

 

[Boomslang]

I bet the Ice Cream has something "modified" in the ingredients....Check this gross shit out :



Enjoy!!!!!!

This guy is so full shit. I feel bad for if you believe his bullshit.

 

[AznTrojan]

go to the ER if you're not already there..

 

[ralphc1]

I suspect @Clippy died. With the crab walk, high blood pressure, back problems, swollen tongue and he's Canadian. It was probably for the best.

Rest in peace. I'm sure @JohnWang will fill your shoes.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

I suspect @Clippy died. With the crab walk, high blood pressure, back problems, swollen tongue and he's Canadian. It was probably for the best.

Rest in peace. I'm sure @JohnWang will fill your shoes.

Blasphemy!

May you burn in hell.

 

[LEGS MAHONEY]

sounds like you ate the wrong kinda ass clippy

 

[JOE QUEEF]

He has angioedema of the tongue. Can be fatal.

Or it could be leftover man muscle.

 

[RoryFan]

You need 10cc's of semen shot directly down the back of your throat.

 

[Philo-Publius]

ED? As in Erectile Dysfunction?

ED, as in Emergency Department. Health Care professionals don't call it the ER anymore.

 

[aldeniro78]

ED, as in Emergency Department. Health Care professionals don't call it the ER anymore.

Yes we do you bunghole

So what was it Clippy?