My Thoughts : Part II

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  1. Clippy

    Clippy Losenges choke ya out brah

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    The first thread was deleted many moons ago by a rogue mod drunk on Clippy rage.

    Maybe @Slobodan will keep this as a safe place.

    Basically I post all my random thoughts here to prevent you all from drowning in my threads. It's my Christmas gift to you all. Tis the season for giving and I will give til it hurts.

    So I recently sawed one of my couch legs shorter than the rest. Guests sit on it and lose their change in the cushions from the vibrations and I get s sweet payday. Cats love to play and bat around the sawed off chair leg piece of wood.
     
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  2. Sycho Sid

    Sycho Sid Master of the world and the universe

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    Go home clippy, you're drunk.

    Or drink more.

    Either way
     
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    Striderx5 麻ベルト

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    How much change have you gathered in what timeframe?
     
  5. Clippy

    Clippy Losenges choke ya out brah

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    75 cents in a month.
     
  6. Grave Keeper

    Grave Keeper ******WTF Belt****** Platinum Member

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    if I made a thread every time I had a 'thought', the fucking server would fail.

    but an E for effort and a D for drunk and a C for C-ya and an I for I'm out.
     
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    And you wonder why your black cat refuses to look you in the eye.....
     
  8. Kardashians

    Kardashians ☆ sitting on the moon ☽

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    Clippy, you're losing it. Go take a nap
     
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    El_Dyablo619 Head of C.I.A.

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  10. Clippy

    Clippy Losenges choke ya out brah

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    My black cat force cleans the Orange one.
     

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    VulcanNervPinch Gold Belt

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    Your black cat is a Jedi?


    That's awesome!
    Make him teach you the one where things you want fly into your hand!
     
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    ralphc1 Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    A thread examining the mind of Clippy should be interesting and likely terrifying.
     
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    Tell us how you feel about this.
     
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  15. Clippy

    Clippy Losenges choke ya out brah

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    How dare you ruin Christmas like that.
     
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  16. Clippy

    Clippy Losenges choke ya out brah

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    Ate at dairy queen and it ruined Christmas.
     

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    EvilDDS You WILL open wide for me!

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    Damn man, usually DQ has good stuff, what did you eat?
     
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    Want to join our club? @Clippy
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  19. Clippy

    Clippy Losenges choke ya out brah

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    They had chicken strip basket special. Strips were shriveled burnt and tiny unlike picture. Just stopped between xmas family visits.
     
  20. choke you

    choke you strangulation belt

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    How much he is a membership with the cool cat club
     
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