My Thoughts : Part II

[Clippy]

The first thread was deleted many moons ago by a rogue mod drunk on Clippy rage.

Maybe @Slobodan will keep this as a safe place.

Basically I post all my random thoughts here to prevent you all from drowning in my threads. It's my Christmas gift to you all. Tis the season for giving and I will give til it hurts.

So I recently sawed one of my couch legs shorter than the rest. Guests sit on it and lose their change in the cushions from the vibrations and I get s sweet payday. Cats love to play and bat around the sawed off chair leg piece of wood.

 

[Sycho Sid]

Go home clippy, you're drunk.

Or drink more.

Either way

 

[Striderx5]

 

[Nonsense]

How much change have you gathered in what timeframe?

 

[Clippy]

How much change have you gathered in what timeframe?

75 cents in a month.

 

[Graves The Elder]

if I made a thread every time I had a 'thought', the fucking server would fail.

but an E for effort and a D for drunk and a C for C-ya and an I for I'm out.

 

[steve38]

So I recently sawed one of my couch legs shorter than the rest. Guests sit on it and lose their change in the cushions from the vibrations and I get s sweet payday.

And you wonder why your black cat refuses to look you in the eye.....

 

[Kardashians]

Clippy, you're losing it. Go take a nap

 

[El_Dyablo619]

 

[Clippy]

My black cat force cleans the Orange one.

 

[VulcanNervPinch]

My black cat force cleans the Orange one.

Your black cat is a Jedi?


That's awesome!
Make him teach you the one where things you want fly into your hand!

 

[CoolB]

75 cents in a month.

 

[ralphc1]

A thread examining the mind of Clippy should be interesting and likely terrifying.

 

[Zeroinnes]

Tell us how you feel about this.

 

[Clippy]

Tell us how you feel about this.

How dare you ruin Christmas like that.

 

[Clippy]

Ate at dairy queen and it ruined Christmas.

 

[EvilDDS]

Ate at dairy queen and it ruined Christmas.

Damn man, usually DQ has good stuff, what did you eat?

 

[Sir Galahad]

The first thread was deleted many moons ago by a rogue mod drunk on Clippy rage.

Maybe @Slobodan will keep this as a safe place.

Basically I post all my random thoughts here to prevent you all from drowning in my threads. It's my Christmas gift to you all. Tis the season for giving and I will give til it hurts.

So I recently sawed one of my couch legs shorter than the rest. Guests sit on it and lose their change in the cushions from the vibrations and I get s sweet payday. Cats love to play and bat around the sawed off chair leg piece of wood.

Want to join our club? @Clippy

 

[Clippy]

Damn man, usually DQ has good stuff, what did you eat?

They had chicken strip basket special. Strips were shriveled burnt and tiny unlike picture. Just stopped between xmas family visits.

 

[choke you]

How much he is a membership with the cool cat club