my new lighter sucks!

[Eiffel-sixtyFight]

Got a standard clipper and little more than one day it's ear out of fluid.

I normally by those dirt cheap multi packs but this is worse!

Didn't even chor it off anyone bought the damn fuck piece.

 

[Zer]

You're too drunk to be messing around with lighters bro you're better off just eating your pots

 

[Tone C]

Just go and rub 2 boy scouts together instead.

 

[Jose Beehive]

Conned...

Spoiler

Taken advantage of

..

Spoiler

Done up like a kipper

 

[Eiffel-sixtyFight]

Just go and rub 2 boy scouts together instead.

I'm not good with knots.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

The thread title sounds like a @Clippy thread, and the post reads like @NoGoodNamesLeft wrote it. The first reply is not @Eiffel-sixtyFight but @Zer. I'm deeply confused. 10/10 would read many times

 

[hohner]

Your keys probably held down the button in your pocket and drained all the fluid onto your crotch.

 

[Eiffel-sixtyFight]

Your keys probably held down the button in your pocket and drained all the fluid onto your crotch.

 

[hohner]

Is that what you said to your balls?

I'm confused.

 

[hohner]

Those are the lighters with the huge button making my theory even more likely. Also, you probably shouldn't feed your dog a lighter. It'll give him gas.

 

[LikeItIs]

Those are the lighters with the huge button making my theory even more likely. Also, you probably shouldn't feed your dog a lighter. It'll give him gas.

Underrated post.

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

every xikar I've ever bought has broken

 

[witt1021]

the only lighter you should ever purchase is a BiC. the most trusted brand of all potheads and cigarette smokers. Also prob the most "accidentally" stolen item of all time. no one steals or pockets a cheap lighter.

 

[hohner]

the only lighter you should ever purchase is a BiC. the most trusted brand of all potheads and cigarette smokers. Also prob the most "accidentally" stolen item of all time. no one steals or pockets a cheap lighter.

The real question is are the U.S., French, or Spanish bics the best?

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

bic sounds like a Spaniard being racist to an italian

 

[Jesus X]

I dont smoke anymore but I used to buy huge bic lighters at walmart for like 5 bucks a pack. when ever people asked me for a lighter. I would pull out a box of matches.

 

[Jesus X]

bic sounds like a Spaniard being racist to an italian

speaking of bics suburra has a new season on Netflix I wonder when gomorrah is going back to the states.

 

[Graves The Elder]

not much makes sense
but I am pretty high

 

[Clippy]

I was here

 

[hohner]

not much makes sense
but I am pretty high

I was just considering doing that. Still not sure. Its been a long week so I feel like it is 50/50 on if it makes me immediately want to sleep.