my new lighter sucks!

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  1. Eiffel-sixtyFight Green Belt

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    Got a standard clipper and little more than one day it's ear out of fluid.

    I normally by those dirt cheap multi packs but this is worse!

    Didn't even chor it off anyone bought the damn fuck piece.
     
  2. Zer Steel Belt

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    You're too drunk to be messing around with lighters bro you're better off just eating your pots
     
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    Just go and rub 2 boy scouts together instead.
     
  4. Jose Beehive No.1 Soldier Of God Gif User

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    Conned...
    Taken advantage of
    ..
    Done up like a kipper

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  5. Eiffel-sixtyFight Green Belt

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    I'm not good with knots.
     
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    Your keys probably held down the button in your pocket and drained all the fluid onto your crotch.
     
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    Is that what you said to your balls?

    I'm confused.
     
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  10. hohner Titanium Belt

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    Those are the lighters with the huge button making my theory even more likely. Also, you probably shouldn't feed your dog a lighter. It'll give him gas.
     
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  11. LikeItIs Red Belt

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    Underrated post.
     
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  12. C-H-L Cool Hand (Just the Flu)ke

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    every xikar I've ever bought has broken
     
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    the only lighter you should ever purchase is a BiC. the most trusted brand of all potheads and cigarette smokers. Also prob the most "accidentally" stolen item of all time. no one steals or pockets a cheap lighter.
     
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    The real question is are the U.S., French, or Spanish bics the best?
     
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    bic sounds like a Spaniard being racist to an italian
     
  16. Jesus X Hunter eyes

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    I dont smoke anymore but I used to buy huge bic lighters at walmart for like 5 bucks a pack. when ever people asked me for a lighter. I would pull out a box of matches.
     
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    speaking of bics suburra has a new season on Netflix I wonder when gomorrah is going back to the states.
     
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    I was just considering doing that. Still not sure. Its been a long week so I feel like it is 50/50 on if it makes me immediately want to sleep.
     

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