My Mike Goldberg prediction tonight if he's commentating.

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If Shogun knocks out his opponent tonight it's "SHOOOGUN IS BACK!"

Then Sherdog faps and starts talking about title contention.

I can see it now
 
I predict if Shogun wins by Knockout, Mike Goldberg will say "ITS ALLLLLL OVERRRRR!!!!!!!!"
 
Shogun will get taken down 3 times (once in every round), and lose a boring 30-27.

You can count on Corey to bring the mood down in Brazil. Bad matchmaking.
 
Shogun will get taken down 3 times (once in every round), and lose a boring 30-27.

You can count on Corey to bring the mood down in Brazil. Bad matchmaking.
Yeah or Shogun knocks him the fuck out and it will be awesome!
 
"The lovely Arianny"
"Mauricio Shogun Rua with the knockout!"-Goldberg

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOODNESS"-Rogan
 
I predict he will say "slip and rip" , possibly "flash and dash"
 
Rogan will probably say he is p4p the best we have ever seen. he seems to say that at every event these days.
 
Nostradamus-esque in his prediction is Drunk Bum, Joe.
 
"Shogun is the Michael Jordan of muay thai isnt he Joe?"

"Mmm no, no hes not"

*awkward silence*

Goldie pops a few more adderall to collect his thoughts.
 
"And always threatening the right hook is Miocic, Joe."
"...That's a left jab."
"Right."
 
I have a prediction. Rogan will have a condescending attitude and contradict whatever Goldberg says.

Goldberg: Watch out for Belfort on his back.
Rogan: Actually Vitor never defends off of his back.
(Arm bar attempt by Belfort)

Goldberg: Good kick by Dos Anjos
Rogan: Yea but Pettis kicks are literally twice as fast.
 
Look at the lovely Arianny, and the lovely Brittany! OH ITS ALLL OVERRRRRRR OH MY GOD SHOGUN IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!! INCREDIBLE!
 
Rogan is gonna be shooting loads during the Maia and Jacare fights. I hope Onnit boosts sperm count otherwise he might just pass out in there.
Anytime it goes to the mat 'OH THE FIGHT IS ALMOST OVER'
Every time they go for a submission 'THIS IS IT!!!!111'
 
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