My iPad News news feed

[GSP_37]

I never searched these topics in iPad News, but somehow they worked their way into my news feed: boobs, pubic hair, gut biome transplant, shoulder rehab exercises. It feels like the fucking thing is reading my mind or maybe tracking my Safari searches. I swear it served up a legit news article about women shaving their pubic hair in preparation for their annual doctor exams and wearing nice matching bra and panties as if for the doctor's benefit.

It also gives me pure shit nonsense MMA articles from Daily STAR where the source is Chael's quotes and fake news FOX News that I'll never click on knowing it's likely bullshit.

 

[neverwas]

safari is spying on you.

 

[Turtlejuice]

 

[JAEGERX]

of course its tracking you, what are you living in the 1920's? almost every app tracks you in order to collect data and then sell it as a marketing package to companies to sell you shit related to your search

 

[weed]

sounds like you received a used, gifted iPad.

 

[bad seed]

I never searched these topics in iPad News, but somehow they worked their way into my news feed: boobs, pubic hair, gut biome transplant, shoulder rehab exercises. It feels like the fucking thing is reading my mind or maybe tracking my Safari searches. I swear it served up a legit news article about women shaving their pubic hair in preparation for their annual doctor exams and wearing nice matching bra and panties as if for the doctor's benefit.

It also gives me pure shit nonsense MMA articles from Daily STAR where the source is Chael's quotes and fake news FOX News that I'll never click on knowing it's likely bullshit.

I remember an article I read about 10 years ago predicting that targeted ad algorithims will build such accurate profiles that they will know us better than we know ourselves. Looks like the time is here.

 

[Tuf_guy]

Are you signed in to Safari? If so, it would likely keep your search history "connected" to your login.

Otherwise, your girl is cheating and gave you another guy's iPad. Try to burn some cardboard boxes in her parents' garage to settle the score.