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My Haunted House.

CO68 said:
Footsteps aren't fucking ghosts. Houses make all kinds of noises for various reasons. Hearing footsteps isn't all that uncommon, and it's not ghosts. It's likely something with the floorboards (they expand and contract and such).

Also, to the people who experience shit around the time they're going to sleep or waking up:

"Hypnagogia is a well described neurological phenomenon that can occur when one is waking up (hypnapompic) or going to sleep (hypnagogic). It is an in-between state where one is neither fully awake nor fully asleep. In this state very realistic images and sounds can be experienced. Although visual and auditory hallucinations are most common, experiences can range from hearing your name whispered to ones involving all the senses, including touch. They are in essence dream experiences that are occurring while you are awake. These waking dreams can be bizarre and terrifying and as such are often referred to as night terrors."
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Or it could just be ghosts. Probably ghosts, you should consider that, occam's razor and all that.
 
CO68 said:
Footsteps aren't fucking ghosts. Houses make all kinds of noises for various reasons. Hearing footsteps isn't all that uncommon, and it's not ghosts. It's likely something with the floorboards (they expand and contract and such).

Also, to the people who experience shit around the time they're going to sleep or waking up:

"Hypnagogia is a well described neurological phenomenon that can occur when one is waking up (hypnapompic) or going to sleep (hypnagogic). It is an in-between state where one is neither fully awake nor fully asleep. In this state very realistic images and sounds can be experienced. Although visual and auditory hallucinations are most common, experiences can range from hearing your name whispered to ones involving all the senses, including touch. They are in essence dream experiences that are occurring while you are awake. These waking dreams can be bizarre and terrifying and as such are often referred to as night terrors."
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We don't tolerate that book learnin shit in Mayberry. Take that to the War Room!
 
A mod should pull IPs and try to match up Ronnie's with Ronnie's dummie account where he's watching all of this from.
 
drstrangelov said:
Or it could just be ghosts. Probably ghosts, you should consider that, occam's razor and all that.
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Ghosts don't believe in occam's razor



Someone should have made a fake Ronnie account
 
equus said:
alright, so like the Clear and Present Danger, Patriot Games Jack Ryan series, i'll be reprising the role of Ronnie as Ben Affleck then Chris Pine have after Harrison Ford.

I will be playing Ronnie and you guys can ask me all you want about my haunted house...


GO!
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Not familiar with those movies, but it doesn't sound like the correct genre - unless there are preternatural entities involved in them? Great idea though. I'm thinking of starting a thread. Any corrections, guys?



Hi Mayberrians,

One of our own has fallen on hard times. Perhaps it is even worse than that.

The reality is that there is a good chance that we will never find out what really happened to Ronnie911. Did Shengthao finally get him? Did he trip over while climbing down the creaky ladder to his basement? Is he sitting in front of his computer, giggling maniacally every time his haunted thread gets bumped?

There is only one way we can find out, and that is by reaching out to the other side. Either to the ghost - if Ronnie was full of shit and did not get killed by said ghost - or directly to Ronnnie - if he indeed went into the basement and is in this world no more.

So. With that explanation out of the way. Does anyone know a reputable psychic? We need someone with

- strong psychic abilities of the medium variety - ie proficient at contacting ghosts - and identifying them using nothing more than a thread and a sherdog name
- basic computer abilities, as they will need to create a sherdog account and maintain a thread allowing us to provide instructions and, once contact is established, to ask Ronnie and/or the ghost questions
- anything else?
 
bitches about people bumping the thread by bumping the thread.
 
MortalWombat said:
Not familiar with those movies, but it doesn't sound like the correct genre - unless there are preternatural entities involved in them? Great idea though. I'm thinking of starting a thread. Any corrections, guys?



Hi Mayberrians,

One of our own has fallen on hard times. Perhaps it is even worse than that.

The reality is that there is a good chance that we will never find out what really happened to Ronnie911. Did Shengthao finally get him? Did he trip over while climbing down the creaky ladder to his basement? Is he sitting in front of his computer, giggling maniacally every time his haunted thread gets bumped?

There is only one way we can find out, and that is by reaching out to the other side. Either to the ghost - if Ronnie was full of shit and did not get killed by said ghost - or directly to Ronnnie - if he indeed went into the basement and is in this world no more.

So. With that explanation out of the way. Does anyone know a reputable psychic? We need someone with

- strong psychic abilities of the medium variety - ie proficient at contacting ghosts - and identifying them using nothing more than a thread and a sherdog name
- basic computer abilities, as they will need to create a sherdog account and maintain a thread allowing us to provide instructions and, once contact is established, to ask Ronnie and/or the ghost questions
- anything else?
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itll get wastelanded or merged with this. Ronnie alive, it was just a gigantic troll job that he watches
 
Ronnie's dead ok?!

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This is either the ultimate troll job or ts is brain dead. Ts you got wack shit going on around ur crib mainly in ur basement, and there is a mysterious room down there you have yet to explore. If srs ts, get 2 friends, and break that bitch down, or else get the hell out of there. 1 of the 2, pretty simple.
 
Look for Ronnie911 in the Conjuring 2, coming soon, under your bed.
 
I'm pretty sure Ronnie has become hobo-hamburger.
 
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