My friends say I look like Dana White

[TerrificCruz]

 

[Boonedoggle]

You're drunk, go home

 

[Still your boy]

OP, how's your daughter?

 

[TerrificCruz]

So to give a bit of a background story.

I was at a party yesterday and everyone suddenly said i looked like dana. wtah do u think

 

[Kyler Ruxin]

So to give a bit of a background story.

I was at a party yesterday and everyone suddenly said i looked like dana. wtah do u think

Looks like you drive a windowless brown van.

 

[MrMightyMouse]

Are you a model?

 

[Killme]

OP, how's your daughter?

I wanna see this movie, whats it from?

 

[UFC666]

OP, how's your daughter?

Jessica Eye?

 

[tuco1808]

More like john wayne gacy

 

[Strange Shadows]

i once fucked a clown. he gave me herpes. now i have to put cold washcloths on my asshole every once in awhile. practice safe sex.

 

[King Richard]

 

[Chronicsonic]

i dont get it? no you dont look remotely like him even if you wern't dressed up.

 

[UL]

He's right

 

[ScarfaceJr]

 

[J0N0]

One day I'll open one of these 'my friends say..' threads and not regret bothering. That day is not today.

 

[Lavitz]

It all started when two rival gangs, the others and enraged joggers began their feud. Now usually the others were peaceful beings that didn't resort to violence and used words to solve conflict. One day the enraged joggers crossed the line when they decided to hurl bricks at the others sacred shrine. The only time bricks were allowed to be thrown at the holy shrine were on Thursdays. The enraged joggers threw bricks at the shrine on a Wednesday.

Now the others were at first disappointed with the enraged joggers behavior but decided to give them a chance at redemption. The others asked kindly that if the enraged joggers threw bricks at the shrine on the next Thursday, then all would be forgiven. Unfortunately, the enraged joggers didn't listen to the kind request and on the next Wednesday threw jars of pickles at the sacred shrine. With no other choice the others went to their leader for advice. Danny Glover listened to the others and said he would take care of the enraged joggers soon. Glover summoned his most elite soldiers: The disgruntled Mailman, the Shrewd Milkman, and finally the Majestic Bartender.

The mighty soldiers were sent swiftly to destroy the enraged joggers. In total there were 2,000 enraged joggers. The 3 elite soldiers took them head on with no aided assistance. They reached the home world of the enraged Joggers, Pittsburgh. Alarmed by the battle aura of the elites, the enraged joggers went into their battle positions. The elites had the upper hand and quickly slayed 400 joggers within seconds. The elite soldiers split up and took on the massive force of joggers. It was a grand battle as it dwindled down the Shrewd Milkman met his end, but not before taking 500 joggers down with him. The Majestic Bartender and disgruntled Mailman were being pushed back as a surprise reserve of enraged joggers came from the heavens. 1,200 extra joggers joined the battle. The remaining elites were at their breathes end but suddenly a new power entered the fray. Danny Glover had made his entrance and quickly took down 1,000 joggers with a casual attack. The joggers began retreating and it was the others who had their victory that day.

Now next to the sacred shrine, a memorial for the Shrewd Milkman stands proudly.

The words read: "A hero till the end!"

The Shrewd Milkman. Rest in Peace.

 

[TerrificCruz]

should i change my make up?

 

[Team Sleep]

OP, how's your daughter?

Lol what is that from?

 

[ortizgnp]

I am Dana White

 

[The guest]

I have literally never seen Dana with whiskers above his lip.

I call bullshit.