My Friends Say I Look Like Conor

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LMAO, brilliant just brilliant. 10/10
 
TS, do you spend more on vape juice or mustache wax?
 
If this is your pic you gots balls that most of these oxygen thieves lack to post ur pic up, if not thanks for the laughs.... don’t worry bro, my self image is well developed enough to hang out with fat, ugly, or goofy looking MF’rs without missing a step, not that you’d fit in that category. I’d gladly Vape with you, bum juice, go to the store with you and forget my wallet, ask you to spot me, conveniently forget.
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This fool looks like Screech Powers if he was from some bumfuck nothing-town in Missouri. A fine connoisseur of shake'n bake meth and underage runaways.
I legitimately was laughing at this so hard my daughter asked me what was so funny... cricket cricket, “you wouldn’t understand honey”
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I was offering you sympathy and pity in regards to the shit state that you call home, not an admission of guilt for what I had said. Only Brendan Schaub could fuck up context that badly. I was trying to be nice and you started projecting pretty hard. You're a weird dude but I respect your passion for such a god awful place to live. I'll allow you to have the last word.... Lord knows you need it more than I do. It's my charity to you, my charity case. Happy New Year.
As an objective 3rd party I was wondering what state you call home?
 
This is thread of the year so far, and I dont even hate on TS.
More shoops required but some of the replies had me dying even tho I was having a shit day.

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