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3 men are waiting in a lobby, they are all in a competition to become the head of a of a special CIA task force.
The first man is called on and he enters a room where he sees his instructor holding a Glock .45 semi-auto.
The instructor says, "Hi Bill, you have made it to the final three. Now, we need to make sure you are totally
committed. Are you totally committed to the company?" Bill responds, "Yes sir, I am totally committed."
The instructor says, "OK Bill, we have one final test for you to prove that". He tells bill to "take this gun,
go in to that back room and shoot whoever is in the room in the head". Bill agrees and enters the room.
About 3 minutes later he comes back in to the room where the instructor is hands him the gun back and
says "Sorry I can't do it, I guess I'm not cut out for the position, I love my wife too much and then
leaves the room.
Then, they call in the second man and tell him the same thing, "Hi Ted, you have made it to the final two.
Now, we need to make sure you are totally committed to your job. Bill wasn't committed enough. Are sure
you are totally committed to your work?" Ted also says, "Yes sir I am committed". The instructor again says,
"OK Ted, we have one final test for you to prove to us how committed you are." He tells Ted "take this gun,
go in to that back room and shoot whoever is in the room in the head." Ted says "I'll do it", takes the gun
and enters the back room. About 5 minutes later he comes back in to the room where the instructor is
and says "I just can't do it, I thought I could but I not my wife, give someone else the job." and leaves.
The final man is called, he enters the room and sees his instructor and the gun. The instructor says
"John, it's down to just you, the other men didn't make the cut. I need to know if you are willing to do
anything the company asks of you. Are you willing to do what we ask of you?" John responds: "Yes,
sir, you can always count on me to do what is asked of me." "OK John, I need you to take this gun,
go in to that back room and shoot whoever is in the room in the head." John agrees, takes the gun
and enters the room. About 30 seconds later the instructor hears pop.... pop, pop..... crash, bang,
slam, pow, bang, boom. Then, John returns to the room and the instructor says, "what the hell
was all that? What in the hell did you do in there John?" John replies,
"Well sir, the gun had blanks in it so I had to beat her to death."
3 men are waiting in a lobby, they are all in a competition to become the head of a of a special CIA task force.
The first man is called on and he enters a room where he sees his instructor holding a Glock .45 semi-auto.
The instructor says, "Hi Bill, you have made it to the final three. Now, we need to make sure you are totally
committed. Are you totally committed to the company?" Bill responds, "Yes sir, I am totally committed."
The instructor says, "OK Bill, we have one final test for you to prove that". He tells bill to "take this gun,
go in to that back room and shoot whoever is in the room in the head". Bill agrees and enters the room.
About 3 minutes later he comes back in to the room where the instructor is hands him the gun back and
says "Sorry I can't do it, I guess I'm not cut out for the position, I love my wife too much and then
leaves the room.
Then, they call in the second man and tell him the same thing, "Hi Ted, you have made it to the final two.
Now, we need to make sure you are totally committed to your job. Bill wasn't committed enough. Are sure
you are totally committed to your work?" Ted also says, "Yes sir I am committed". The instructor again says,
"OK Ted, we have one final test for you to prove to us how committed you are." He tells Ted "take this gun,
go in to that back room and shoot whoever is in the room in the head." Ted says "I'll do it", takes the gun
and enters the back room. About 5 minutes later he comes back in to the room where the instructor is
and says "I just can't do it, I thought I could but I not my wife, give someone else the job." and leaves.
The final man is called, he enters the room and sees his instructor and the gun. The instructor says
"John, it's down to just you, the other men didn't make the cut. I need to know if you are willing to do
anything the company asks of you. Are you willing to do what we ask of you?" John responds: "Yes,
sir, you can always count on me to do what is asked of me." "OK John, I need you to take this gun,
go in to that back room and shoot whoever is in the room in the head." John agrees, takes the gun
and enters the room. About 30 seconds later the instructor hears pop.... pop, pop..... crash, bang,
slam, pow, bang, boom. Then, John returns to the room and the instructor says, "what the hell
was all that? What in the hell did you do in there John?" John replies,
"Well sir, the gun had blanks in it so I had to beat her to death."
3 men are waiting in a lobby, they are all in a competition to become the head of a of a special CIA task force.
The first man is called on and he enters a room where he sees his instructor holding a Glock .45 semi-auto.
The instructor says, "Hi Bill, you have made it to the final three. Now, we need to make sure you are totally
committed. Are you totally committed to the company?" Bill responds, "Yes sir, I am totally committed."
The instructor says, "OK Bill, we have one final test for you to prove that". He tells bill to "take this gun,
go in to that back room and shoot whoever is in the room in the head". Bill agrees and enters the room.
About 3 minutes later he comes back in to the room where the instructor is hands him the gun back and
says "Sorry I can't do it, I guess I'm not cut out for the position, I love my wife too much and then
leaves the room.
Then, they call in the second man and tell him the same thing, "Hi Ted, you have made it to the final two.
Now, we need to make sure you are totally committed to your job. Bill wasn't committed enough. Are sure
you are totally committed to your work?" Ted also says, "Yes sir I am committed". The instructor again says,
"OK Ted, we have one final test for you to prove to us how committed you are." He tells Ted "take this gun,
go in to that back room and shoot whoever is in the room in the head." Ted says "I'll do it", takes the gun
and enters the back room. About 5 minutes later he comes back in to the room where the instructor is
and says "I just can't do it, I thought I could but I not my wife, give someone else the job." and leaves.
The final man is called, he enters the room and sees his instructor and the gun. The instructor says
"John, it's down to just you, the other men didn't make the cut. I need to know if you are willing to do
anything the company asks of you. Are you willing to do what we ask of you?" John responds: "Yes,
sir, you can always count on me to do what is asked of me." "OK John, I need you to take this gun,
go in to that back room and shoot whoever is in the room in the head." John agrees, takes the gun
and enters the room. About 30 seconds later the instructor hears pop.... pop, pop..... crash, bang,
slam, pow, bang, boom. Then, John returns to the room and the instructor says, "what the hell
was all that? What in the hell did you do in there John?" John replies,
"Well sir, the gun had blanks in it so I had to beat her to death."
Except the woman is supposed to be the third candidate. She’s the one who beats the guy to death. It’s supposed to be a joke about the ruthlessness of women when it comes to having their way. I know this because my dad told me this joke. It is literally a dad joke.
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