my favorite dad joke, warning 18+

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

19

 

[hohner]

Absolutely fucking not

 

[TCE]

You been smoking the crack, Sherbro?

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

lols

 

[ScarfaceJr]

 

[Jose Beehive]

Why did a scarecrow win an award?

Spoiler

Cos he was outstanding in his field

 

[TCE]

Have you ever had sex while camping?

Spoiler: Answer

its fucking intents

 

[IndyCovaHart]

Who checks more boxes than an Amazon warehouse distributor?

Spoiler: Answer

An American Democratic Vice President

 

[genecop]

 

[Hearse Lightning]

18
+19
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37

 

[blaseblah]

What do you call a female janitor who smokes weed?

Spoiler

A high maintenance woman

 

[Drain Bamage]

19

Not cool breaux

 

[orgazmo]

 

[bandicoot]

I'll give you a pass ONLY because this is the first time you've made thread title and OP with no spelling errors.

You're on thin ice, young man.

 

[dc007]

 

[blackdudebro]

19

Damn...

 

[13 others]

19

Whet th3 fu1k is rong with you u stupi3d fucki5 idio4. Ylu shojlf be shot5 flr tekling such a stupid fucki5ng joke in h3re

 

[Red Beard]

19

I told a really solid one at work a few months ago that got great reception. A little backstory; I was helping with the Catholic services and the Priest needed the missals which are basically programs to guide the congregation through the mass. When I handed them to him I told him, "Here are the weapons of mass instruction." Shit went crrrrrrrazy!

 

[Jack&Cat]

I was walking up to get a cart at Costco recently and an older gentleman strode up to me with his own he was dropping off, said “Here, I gassed even gassed it up for you...” then laughed as he walked off.

Dad joke level: 1000

 

[Gavster]

If you think that’s good, check out this one!

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