My Day Today

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  1. NoGoodNamesLeft

    NoGoodNamesLeft Black Belt

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    Slept until 1 PM, soundly.
    Woke up, immediately packed a fat bowl. then pooped. poop was good texture, im healthy. Only required 1 wipe jsut to make sure i ddint need to actaully wipe, spotless. if your diet is right, ur poop comes out in 1 solid piece, no wiping required. I poop at least 1nce a day.
    Worked out, made a turkey and bacon sandwich, letuce and tomato no mayo becasue im not fat homo, took a quick shower, ate some dill pickle chips no spears They are some microbatch, not vlassic or anything. They are always refrigerated and almost like a white/green pickle with lots of seasoning at bottom of jar, brushed my teeth in the kitchen sink, went online.
    Played a few video games, some LoL, and a few USF4 matches to keep my skills up. Went 6-1. Only lost to some queer using Evil Ryu, im pretty sure he cheated.
    Around 5 watched first round of massive thunderstorms roll through, hit another bowl.
    6 pm, go shopping with my slampiece, Target and grocery store, dropped off some food for a family friend who just had quadruple bypass surgery, cleaned litterbox for him, good kittys.
    730 ish pm, balls deep in slampiece, she is begging for the daddy D after a good 45 minute spanking, she was naughty.
    845 pm, workout 2 complete, arms and abs looking incredibly leet, legs looking like tree trunks,l im 200 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal, around 830 hit more trees, shower #2 after protein shake. Musclepharm chocolate, 2 scoops with water, water is natural spring water.
    930 pm, make nice salad with all kinds of stuff, Kens Honey mSUtard dresing, slampiece still passed i beat the kitty up, so I watched newest episode of Alone. I think Sam will tap out. posted a few times on sherdog.
    Now i made this thread because im bored, its 1130 and I just fed cats. I think ill play some more LoL. My Swain is top teir.
    I also drank water a few times periodiucly throughout the day, and 1 honest Tea, blueberry Pomegranite.
     
  2. TheLionTamer

    TheLionTamer Brown Belt

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    Sounds like a pretty good Saturday. I was never one of the types that absolutely had to do something significant on the weekends. Sometimes, chillin, working out, and blazing would do.
     
  3. NoGoodNamesLeft

    NoGoodNamesLeft Black Belt

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    Thank you internet person, I hope ur day was nice too.
     
  4. Great Angus

    Great Angus Blue Belt

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    JAEGERX Silver Belt Platinum Member

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    none of that ever happened
     
  6. Nihongi

    Nihongi Black Belt

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    Compelling tale comrade!
     
  7. These Two Hands

    These Two Hands Our revenge will be the laughter of our children

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    Orgasmo Red Belt

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    Day off. Masturbated.

    The end
     
  9. bcordova

    bcordova Brown Belt

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    I took my nieces to the library to get library cards before the school year. Took them to a few antique stores and then we went out to lunch. All with a hangover. I couldn't back out on them so I just suffered.
     
  10. zackryder

    zackryder Long Island Iced Z Platinum Member

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    great compelling story! we laughed we cried. touched me personally
    no homo
     
  11. Nonsense

    Nonsense Silver Belt

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    I'm old and lame - "packed a fat bowl" was meaningless to me until later in your post.
     
  12. Cheese

    Cheese Banned Banned

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    I took my kids fishing and my baby girl pulled out a 2ft Catfish that I fried up for dinner. She can fish better then most and she only 8. Everytime we go she catches. She mostly uses worms but throws the spinners once and whil.
     
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    Nonsense Silver Belt

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    Oh god. "Slam piece" is a woman?

    Good god TS. You don't sound charming.
     
  14. zapataxiv

    zapataxiv Black Belt

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    Honestly t.s. This entire op is just a compound of trolling, there is so much dumb shit in there it should trigger anybody with half a brain cell.

    So my question is why? No friends? Suicidal? Small gents?. I genuinely don't understand why you would lie so much in one paragraph, are you just such a beat up piece of jerkey that hoping that your 30th empty thread on a troll account on a joke website justify a your lifestyle of binge eating and pot smoking on your parents credit validates your existence?
    It dosent, even a job servicing the roller bladers at sonic would be more beneficial to society. At this point you should put down the wrap and pick up a job application because this look ain't good.
     
  15. MMA since 1993

    MMA since 1993 ____________

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    Had a long work week, and i just decided to rest this whole weekend.

    Went out and got a sno cone. Other than that, i had a nice long nap and just been resting. I'll be doing the same tomorrow.
     
  16. NoGoodNamesLeft

    NoGoodNamesLeft Black Belt

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    I am sorry that my day hurt you so much :(
     
  17. luv24nic8

    luv24nic8 Purple Belt

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    I thought it was a nice day, t.s. I think its cool you did a little selfless service to your weak hearted friend, and made the kitty's world a better place to live as well. Good on you my friend. ...... good on you.
     
  18. Make-U-Tap

    Make-U-Tap Anti Social People Person

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    Riiight. I find this part highly suspect.
     
  19. zapataxiv

    zapataxiv Black Belt

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    Hey man maybe I am just a saint or whatever but I am just worried about you.

    There is no point to this needless trolling and it just validates others with low self esteem and projects a level of acceptance to the fake 3d world that is created by people who can't relate outside of a chat room.

    listen man you are probably a cho mo trying to hide from the time you hurt somebody you thought was weaker than you. But I am not judgemental just be honest I want to help you. We can't have mentally weak individuals preying on children just rember there are groups for you.
     
  20. NoGoodNamesLeft

    NoGoodNamesLeft Black Belt

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    wait...wut?
     

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