My Chili is slow cooking will be ready at 7

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    Where is wAldo, fights start at 5, got 3/4 a 5th in the freezer. Ready to do this thang. A lil bit drunk
     
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    i too am slowly stroking my weiner in preparation for the main event
     
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    Nope. I like chilis with flavor. Hot for the sake of hot is not what I'm going for.
     
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    If the smell of it doesn't burn your nostrils it's not enough spice
     
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    ah, you won't last through the co-main :D
     
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    I won the office chili cook off last week. I was the only entrant not to use minced beef. Surrounded by fucking amateurs.
     
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    Can't wait until 7!
    Chiiiiiiiliiiiiiii
     
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    Chili farts loom, come 830 pm..

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    Think he meant cooking or maybe roasting
     
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    Here is what I found for Slow Cooking in Urban Dictionary:
    Slow cooking
    When your make your masturbation session last a few hours by lighting candles and putting on a softcore video to make it last. Occasionally one may start a roast in a crockpot to enjoy after the session.
    "I've got a few hours before my parents are home. Might as well start slow cooking"

    I wish I made that up but that is really what is found online LOL
     
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    There better not be any got-damned cinnamon in it
     

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