My Chili is slow cooking will be ready at 7

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Where is wAldo, fights start at 5, got 3/4 a 5th in the freezer. Ready to do this thang. A lil bit drunk
 
Drunken dialogue belongs in the wasteland
 
Add some Carolina reapers to that summa bitch <20>
 
i too am slowly stroking my weiner in preparation for the main event
 
I won the office chili cook off last week. I was the only entrant not to use minced beef. Surrounded by fucking amateurs.
 
Fart Night Sacramento
 
I wonder what this really means
Here is what I found for Slow Cooking in Urban Dictionary:
Slow cooking
When your make your masturbation session last a few hours by lighting candles and putting on a softcore video to make it last. Occasionally one may start a roast in a crockpot to enjoy after the session.
"I've got a few hours before my parents are home. Might as well start slow cooking"

I wish I made that up but that is really what is found online LOL
 
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