Shoop MS PAINT V6 SHOOP CONTEST: SIGN UP AND TRASH TALKING THREAD!!!

MY BROTHERZ: @bigwaverider & my long time brother @Draxton

I'm going to go completely petty & ask if there's anyone else who has been in every single shoop contest since the beginning of 2017... and then ask why I was not automatically penned in as the 1st contestant... as I"ve requested based on my creds.

Note: This is basically all I got... so maybe I'll change my user name to "Petty as Fook"...

...if I could after I pissed off everyone in the booth last week.
Hey, hey, it’s ok number 2. My first mate, second in command. You can have your FAKE NEWS #1 sign up slot for now. My top comment and impending victory over you will tell the true story.
 
Hey, hey, it’s ok number 2. My first mate, second in command. You can have your FAKE NEWS #1 sign up slot for now. My top comment and impending victory over you will tell the true story.
haha... you're a great sport now that I took everything you've been working for. It's just a bit of fun throwing that out there. I think it was @Clippy who started it, by mocking me for being below him in the sign up sheet. So I pulled rank on him & declared that I had earned the right to be automatically first on the list. :D

It will make your landslide victory that much sweeter!!! (& then he woke up from his dream :p)
 
I want you all to listen to my voice, listen to every word I have to say...because this is the last time you're ever gonna compete with me. All of you are just competition, we are not friends when we hit the battlefield, I will grab my ms paint, I will draw every detail I see. and you can't do anything about it...why? because in my right hand, I have a lethal weapon. intelligence, intensity, ferocious, surrounded by primal instinct....In my left hand?

Well...let's just say that the left hand is to make sure I don't break your heart....Face it, I know your every move, your plan? It means nothing....you are just another sherdogger in my way, I'm the guy looking into your eye, and I expect you to break...I can sense the shiver down your spine, you...will be dust!

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MS Paint....... 'tis a venerable program indeed, and the origins thereof may be somewhat lost in the History of Time....
Sad point is that I was actually around at that time and I remember when a business PC had 1Mb RAM and a 2Mb RAM or 4MB RAM machine was considered a high-end (IBM PS/2 or a Compaq 386/20e or a 386/33M desktop was a typical business desktop PC, BEFORE even the advent of the Intel 486-series CPU, which pre-dates even the Intel Pentium CPU) --- this is 1Mb, (Megabytes), 1000x smaller than 1Gb!
My first Dell home desktop PC in 1997 had a 20Gb hard drive and that was considered ridiculously huge at the time. Nobody thought anyone could ever fill a 20Gb hard drive.....My friends thought it was utterly silly to buy a computer with a 20Gb hard-drive.

then things kinda moved on...
That's awesome bro!!! I got my first comp in 1994, but I had been using the IBMs at my high school to learn about them. Anywayz... I got the Mac Centris 650 to run a recording program called Protools... & dat fooking hard drive cost me $500 bucks because it was optimized for audio recording. I also bought another box that cost me another $500, but there-after... I was the only person I even heard of that could burn CDs~! haha Now-a-days you can get a fooking blue ray burner for 20 bucks!!! lol....
 
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I want you all to listen to my voice, listen to every word I have to say...because this is the last time you're ever gonna compete with me. All of you are just competition, we are not friends when we hit the battlefield, I will grab my ms paint, I will draw every detail I see. and you can't do anything about it...why? because in my right hand, I have a lethal weapon. intelligence, intensity, ferocious, surrounded by primal instinct....In my left hand?

Well...let's just say that the left hand is to make sure I don't break your heart....Face it, I know your every move, your plan? It means nothing....you are just another sherdogger in my way, I'm the guy looking into your eye, and I expect you to break...I can sense the shiver down your spine, you...will be dust!
Sweet referencez... but...

...just so you know.... we give no quarter to the dead.

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stoked! and definitely throwing a few bucks in. I haven't been active during a paint contest before. Really looking forward to this.
I found paint completely fascinating when I first entered its archaic environment... & it's a helluvalot of fun to learn how to push the limits of this primitive program... but there'z some ninja shit in there to be learned if you got the time & can relate.

if we did a regular paint competition, (with any program) then @Arqueto or that over-achiever @dindonker would probably get top in every fooking one, but these archaic handicaps actually serve the purpose of bridging the gap between caveman drawingz like I do & real actual artists (if any were to show up) :D
 
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