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352573120_656919749815690_7479595581958805698_n.jpg Wouldn't pass an UFC pisstest.

Ironic she's a thousand times more ripped than all of the AEW roster except MJF plus her husband is mr X.

Sorry, there’s no amount of fitness, diet and shit that can give a 40 year old woman Spartan abs. You rarely see it on 20 year old women in the ufc. It’s high quality HGH plus roids.
 
View attachment 987864 Wouldn't pass an UFC pisstest.

Ironic she's a thousand times more ripped than all of the AEW roster except MJF plus her husband is mr X.

Sorry, there’s no amount of fitness, diet and shit that can give a 40 year old woman Spartan abs. You rarely see it on 20 year old women in the ufc. It’s high quality HGH plus roids.

She's always been super lean and had awesome genetics. It's not like her being in ridiculously good shape is a new phenomenon:

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When super lean people put on muscle they generally look ripped.

So, I'm willing to believe she's natty, but regardless, who said a husband and wife have to have the exact same ethos in all areas of their lives? My wife has been a vegetarian since she was nine and a vegan for over 15 years, but she is somehow still married to me...
 
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Damn, her face looks super harsh in that picture. Like one of those girls that was fairly good looking in high school, but you see them 10 years later and you can tell they have lived a rough lifestyle or been effed over.
 
View attachment 987864 Wouldn't pass an UFC pisstest.

Ironic she's a thousand times more ripped than all of the AEW roster except MJF plus her husband is mr X.

Sorry, there’s no amount of fitness, diet and shit that can give a 40 year old woman Spartan abs. You rarely see it on 20 year old women in the ufc. It’s high quality HGH plus roids.
1. She's had abs at least since her WWE days

2. She's in her mid 30s..... not 40s.

Better luck next time, TS.
 
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doesnt look too outrageous.

release the butt hole though
 
She's had abs forever, I'm not terribly inclined to think she's juicing.

Lighting, angles, and some pump can make people look far more ripped than they really are, too.

Also don't let Spartan abs fool you. 99% of the Spartan abs in 300 were painted on, not real at all.
 
They're just abs. Might be hard for 240lb dude to get the cheese shredders, but a skinny fitness runt like her? Easy peasy.
 
Everyone claiming she's on steroids know absolutely nothing about fitness photoshoots.

*She got a pump by exercising before sets of photos being taken.
*Obviously flexing.
*The pose & camera angle make her look deceptively buff.
*Possibly cut weight & dehydrated herself for a day or two before the photoshoot.
*Very possible additional photoshop edits have been made, or not.
 
Aren't steroids one of the ones straight edge people don't really care about?
 
Damn, her face looks super harsh in that picture. Like one of those girls that was fairly good looking in high school, but you see them 10 years later and you can tell they have lived a rough lifestyle or been effed over.
She debuted in 2007. So almost 20 years ago.
 
View attachment 987864 Wouldn't pass an UFC pisstest.

Ironic she's a thousand times more ripped than all of the AEW roster except MJF plus her husband is mr X.

Sorry, there’s no amount of fitness, diet and shit that can give a 40 year old woman Spartan abs. You rarely see it on 20 year old women in the ufc. It’s high quality HGH plus roids.

<BidenShutIt>
 
Everyone claiming she's on steroids know absolutely nothing about fitness photoshoots.

*She got a pump by exercising before sets of photos being taken.
*Obviously flexing.
*The pose & camera angle make her look deceptively buff.
*Possibly cut weight & dehydrated herself for a day or two before the photoshoot.
*Very possible additional photoshop edits have been made, or not.
That's what I was getting at a few posts earlier, but more detailed here.

People don't understand the trickery involved in fitness photography. Lighting and angles have way bigger effect than most realize, and the pump is a very real thing.
 
Its why you look the best at the gym, their lighting and mirriors help make you look cut as fuck then you get home and its like aww.

but she should show her butt whole for us to have conclusive evidence
 

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