Moves fighters could do but don't

[E Undead]

We often see guys using any possible foul that gives them an advantage and don't get warned.

I found some loopholes in the unified rules. Its legal to lick a fighter. I would lick myopponents ear to make him move to lock in the choke. You can also break his toes by stomping or even axe kicking them in the clinch.

However my favourite technique which is 100% legal: tell a joke. A good one for sure. They will try to stay focused but it will backfire and they will rofl. You can also make them emotional by telling them their moms suck three dicks for one ravioli

 

[TriangleMonkey]

You can try any of those things among others, just avoid getting your ass kicked in the process

 

[Deleted member 460645]

or even axe kicking them in the clinch.

 

[revoltub]

Gettin gay

 

[ALAN PARTRIDGE]

You want to lick some men??

 

[Mangar]

 

[James Baller]

 

[accolyte1022]

/Thread

 

[Uncommon Valor]

Figure Four Leglock.

 

[Verace]

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I cant remember who was it, but im pretty sure someone did do that in mma. In pride i think.

Literally jumped and hit the guy in the head with his ass

I hope someone reads this and knows what im talking about and can fill in

 

[ToroSalvaje]

Lick ear?

This forum is full of closet homos

 

[Organic Damage]

My bad, thought this was a real thread.

 

[ftpngo]

you pushed it too far. weak troll attempt

 

[BBMN]

However my favourite technique which is 100% legal: tell a joke

Pretty sure it's against the rules to talk to your opponent.

This thread should be illegal.

 

[accolyte1022]

My bad, thought this was a real thread.

That's been the case with most threads today.

 

[tipofmitt]

I cant remember who was it, but im pretty sure someone did do that in mma. In pride i think.

Literally jumped and hit the guy in the head with his ass

I hope someone reads this and knows what im talking about and can fill in

Hunt on Wandy.

 

[gspieler]

Motor boating of the arse.

 

[gono btw]

I cant remember who was it, but im pretty sure someone did do that in mma. In pride i think.

Literally jumped and hit the guy in the head with his ass

I hope someone reads this and knows what im talking about and can fill in

The Original One:

 

[SomniumRabidum]

I've always thought knees and soccer kicks to the body of a grounded opponent could be used more frequently with positive results.

 

[ArtemV]

Learn any sort of good boxing...