Most outrageous thing a commentator has ever said

[B0ZZ]

I love hearing Goldie snort back coke boogers on the mic after a washroom break.

And rogan saying "you've been in there a lot, mike"

 

[Sgt Smith]

Goldies comparing the striking of Barberina to Vitor Belfort in recent times was truly a

moment.

That was pretty much my expression when he said it. Only much less handsome and rich.

 

[DS7]

"His precision is so precise"

Mike Goldberg: “You can hear the corner speaking portuguese!”
Joe Rogan: “Uh, that’s Japanese, brother”
Mike Goldberg: “I should have known that.”
Joe Rogan: “You’re the one married to a Japanese chick.”
Mike Goldberg: “That is correct.”

It`so good that almost seems scripted lmao i lost my shit on that one.
Also in this past PPV Mike compared Barberena`s combo to Belfort vs Wanderlei lmao

 

[Tone]

Ranallo: “At the press conference…Evinger said ‘I’d rather make out with Gina Carano, but instead I’m going to have to knock her out’.”

Goldberg: “And I’m not going to touch that one with a 25-foot pole, Mauro.”

Ranallo: “I’d like to touch it with a 25-centimeter one, but instead we’ll just call the fight.”

 

[LiveFreeorDie]

"How many fights has he one? Is he counting everytime he comes home and beats his old lady?"

 

[LouisBolanos]

"My anus is in a bit of pain here"
"My anus is ready to pounce here"
"My anus taking a thumb"
"My anus is bleeding all over..."

 

[MTL]

You know Roy Jones Jr. respects the hands of Forrest Griffin.

Michael Jordan of bjj.

Lmao this.

 

[ReadWrite]

"You're a once-ever human being."

So bad it made the human being laugh out loud.

 

[Fight Professor]

"He is riding him like a fucking bronco" - Mauro Ronello in Strikeforce

 

[ShackleMeNot]

"My anus is in a bit of pain here"
"My anus is ready to pounce here"
"My anus taking a thumb"
"My anus is bleeding all over..."

GOAT commentating from schiavallo (sp?)

 

[HomunculusXV]

Mauro: Roger Gracie OUTSTRUCK Keith Jardine!

The other commentators were just sitting in dumbfounded silence. And he kept saying it.

The strikes that Mauro was counting were gnp.

 

[TRT Vitor = GOAT]

Mike Goldberg: "He's got him in some kind of strange choke I've never seen before!"

Joe Rogan: "That's a rear naked choke."

 

[Clippy]

 

[TRT Vitor = GOAT]

Mike Goldberg: "Don't forget coming up next it's Blade the series...plenty of action, violence, vampire sexuality!"

Rogan: "Vampire sexuality, what's that?"

Goldberg: "I don't know, it was on a card they put in front of me"

 

[Breaking]

"Here we go again... woop woop pududpupupupup poop poop! Pwoop pwoop! Pwoop pwoop! Uuuuaah. 1, 2, 3, 4. Eeeng eeng oop oop." - Bas Rutten during Mousasi's entrance

Bas was lit...

 

[Rampage_Jackson]

Travis Lutter being the MJ of BJJ lmao. First thing that jumps to mind

 

[Large Hound 77]

"She's a once EVER athlete"

ha ha beat me to it... kills me that

 

[daltonames]

"Edmund has said he has absolute confidence in ronda's ability to box with Holly holm,joe"

 

[chaos_36]

Mythical creature is up there.

 

[Kelman]

What is the most outrageous thing a commentator has ever said during a fight? Im sure there will be plenty of Goldie lol

Lutter = Jordan is the classic.

Ronda = elite striker / once-in-a-lifetime human being is 2nd place.