Most Disappointing Celeb Disrobings

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  1. Madmick

    Madmick Cerebrage Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    My #1, and all the more ironic considering that perhaps her most famous character of all was in a (one-time recurring) guest role on Seinfeld in which Jerry doubted that her character's rack was real, and she famously hisses to him, "They're real...and they're spectacular." Indeed, they are not.

    Teri Hatcher
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    I was reminded of my probable #2 upon re-viewing Blade Runner in preparation for viewing the new Blade Runner 2049 (which is incredible, btw). I was all about her in Lynch's Dune--had such a tremendous crush on her as a kid. Our one-way voyeuristic relationship didn't pan out.

    Sean Young
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    Who are yours?
     
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    Halle Berry
     
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    Madmick Cerebrage Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    All women are beautiful you sexist pig
     
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    Kathy Bates
     
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    Olivia Munn. Nips too close together. Cross-eyed teddies
     
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    Hope Solo. Arby's life
     
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    Neve Campbell. Childhood dreams were destroyed that fateful night.

    Good call on your picks. As a Lois and Clark fan, it was devastating since she was so gorgeous on that show. Young has just extraordinarily bad tits. Looks like Mr. Garrison from South Park in the chest. Wtf happened?
     
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    *From Ca...

    Wait, I'll allow it.
     
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    dont wanna answer this and then end up in a massive lawsuit of lying bitches
     
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    Julie Andrews in 10, I guess.
     
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    Tbh, most all of them. I may be too picky. Idk. Tbh I think people generally look better clothed lol.

    Tho I seen Anne Hathaway’s bobs on tumblr last night and they look cute. So, there’s that.
     
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    Madmick Cerebrage Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    I wish I had a 100 downvotes for this. Did you not see Victor Victoria?

    *Edit* Or do you mean Bo Derek? In that case I agree. Not really fair to Julie to judge her by a movie in the 80's.
    This pull is almost too strong. I didn't wear sunglasses for the eclipse!!
     
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    Love them pancake titties.
     
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    pSaul Newman Mr. Cool Hand Luke Ice

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    Neve Campbell is the correct answer.

    It's become my own personal expression - 'That's more disappointing than Neve Campbell's tits.'
     
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    It was disappointing to see those 50 year old fun bags wasn't it? Would have been better right after the Sound of Music, I'm sure. Fits the thread premise imo.
    Edit: never saw nudes of either woman in the OP, although I will admit this thread has made me curious.
     
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    pSaul Newman Mr. Cool Hand Luke Ice

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    I would have liked to have seen nude Julie Andrews during her Mary Poppins era.
     
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    I must say, that Katy Perry sex tape was very disappointing
     
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    Madmick Cerebrage Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    You and me both.
     
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