Most disappointed you've been after leaving a movie theatre?

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Before I give you my take on Independence day resurgence let me preface it by saying between TNT, VHS and DVD. I've seen ID4 about thirty times.

So there I was a few days back with nachos and a cola.... and when "it" was over sherbros you know...I felt mad,confused, frustrated, let down, forlorn anybody else that's seen it feel free to chime in with the adjectives.

Anyway haven't felt quite like this since Terminator Salvation. So to ease my pain I want to hear the movies you wanted to love, but they didn't love you back. and you left the theatre heart broken.
 
Godzilla (1998) We finally get the big Green guy in the hands of a big budget American Studio and they make him a her and basically just a big Giant Fish eating lizard.
 
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Film was terrible... especially after Casino Royale. It was emo Bond trying to find out about the truth of Vesper if she dogged him or not. Never understood the reasoning of that type of Bond film. Bond is supposed to be Alpha and in that film he was Beta.
 
From recent memory...Neon Demon...Jizzus what a pile of stinking shit that was. The most nauseating movie I have ever seen.

This shit will leave me scarred for life.
On top of all my preexisting scars. Goddamn it.
 
Terminator: Salvation - The ads were great, and the concept made sense. Christian Bale as John Connor. That's some dream castiing. I'm so on board. Who's the director again? McG...oh', I guess I'll give it a shot. Can't be that bad...

What a turd.
 
i was so close to getting a hand job during a movie in high school. we were in the last row of a pretty empty theatre. first date with the girl. we started kissing. we started groping. things are about to start popping out of clothing. her friend finally shows up at the theatre with her boyfriend . they were an hour late. unfortunately not an hour and 2 minutes late.


that was the most disappointed i have ever been leaving a movie theatre
 
The Village ... i actually left before the film ended.
London has fallen was also disapointing ....propaganda.. 2 much propaganda.
 
i was so close to getting a hand job during a movie in high school. we were in the last row of a pretty empty theatre. first date with the girl. we started kissing. we started groping. things are about to start popping out of clothing. her friend finally shows up at the theatre with her boyfriend . they were an hour late. unfortunately not an hour and 2 minutes late.


that was the most disappointed i have ever been leaving a movie theatre


You win
 
From recent memory...Neon Demon...Jizzus what a pile of stinking shit that was. The most nauseating movie I have ever seen.

This shit will leave me scarred for life.
On top of all my preexisting scars. Goddamn it.

ha, yeah i ragged on it in the thread on here about it the other day
the only way i could stop myself from walking out was so I could write a review about how bad it is

oh, and they messed up what could have been a top lesbo scene in it
 
ha, yeah i ragged on it in the thread on here about it the other day
the only way i could stop myself from walking out was so I could write a review about how bad it is

oh, and they messed up what could have been a top lesbo scene in it

I had to pop an extra perc to sit through that shit... good thing I hopped into "Free state of Jones" afterwards and that was good so I stopped raging lol
 
Had to be Dragonball: Evolution. By far the absolute worst movie I have ever had the misfortune of seeing.

A close second would be Transformers 4. "It's gonna have Dinobots!" they said. Three excruciating hours later (how the fuck is it possible to make three hours of robots and explosions boring?) I get to see the Dinobots for all of ten minutes. And they have almost no speaking lines or role.

Fuck you, Michael Bay.
 
I had to pop an extra perc to sit through that shit... good thing I hopped into "Free state of Jones" afterwards and that was good so I stopped raging lol

ha, i used to take a vicodin to go shopping with the old GF
 
the happening I think it was called. the only movie I ever walked out on
 
Into the Woods

Worst movie I've ever seen

Good lord, I was going to say this too. I was dragged along to go see it for my girlfriends birthday and the movie was so bad that it literally made me angry. I kept on leaving the cinema to have a ciggarette because i couldnt take much more of it. Biggest piece of shit i've seen in a long time.
 
It should've been Indy IV but I tried to convince myself that I liked it for a short while. It was my only defense mechanism.
 
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