Most Annoying (Lawful) Driving Behaviours

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Tailgaters.

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They approach from behind, so obviously are going faster than you, then just glue their noses to your back bumper. You speed up and they speed up to stay in position. You slow down, they slow down. I actually have stopped a couple of times in the past, just to see what they would do, and they also stopped, sat there for a while, then finally overtook and drove off. You can be on a straight, flat road with visibly nothing coming the other way for a thousand yards and they won't overtake.

There are two situations where it's particularly bad. One, if you're on a remote country road in the dark, in which case it is particularly creepy,

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and two, when there's a slow vehicle ahead. So there's a tractor going at 30mph on a 60mph road, and cars keep building up behind it, then overtaking and accelerating away when a gap to overtake emerges. However once one of these individuals gets up behind the tractor, they're there until it turns off. Now anyone else has to overtake them both in one go to get away, and of course there are much fewer chances to do so and it's a much more aggressive and demanding manouevre with traffic coming the other way. They don't respond to brake checks, beeping or light flashing.

They behave as though they don't understand what they're doing is wrong. Sometimes you see people coming up alongside them, winding down their windows and shouting and shaking their fists, or occasionally one will happen to turn off and stop at the same place as you, and someone goes and confronts them and they act confused or as though they are the ones being wronged by their upbraiding.

When they are behind you and they have LED headlights at night that's even worse. You can flick your central mirror down, but who can be bothered to do that with the wing mirrors and then reset them? Occasionally you'll get one who sits behind you with their lights on full beam just for maximum infuriation.

Maybe they're wanting to conserve fuel by staying in the slipstream.

When there's a cop car behind you in the day you can see its markings (unless it's a plain one obviously), but at night, in a non-streetlit area all you can generally see is the headlights, so you are worried it's the cops 🚓 as well.
 
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People eating their lunch and driving. I can understand maybe a snack like a candy bar or something but I see people having burgers and driving. Wtf, dude. Pull over and eat.
 
Not going when you have the right of way. You’re not being nice, you’re being an asshole and you’re gonna cause an accident.

Only exception is bumper to bumper traffic and letting someone turn in front of you.


Also people who just cruise in your blind spot.
 
women looking into their phones while talking/driving
people who slow down to an almost complete stop to make a right turn
people who drive the speed limit in the left lane
women who drive big trucks and can't see
people who drive in the middle lane under the speed limit
 
Anybody that leaves more than 1/2 a car length in front them when stopped in traffic.
People who stop dead in a lane in order to merge 100's of meters before a lane ends.
 
The wide left and right turn assholes that block the shoulder or the lane so you can't get by. If you have a trailer I get it, but not a Hyundai accent. Just enjoy being dicks so people have to wait on them.
 
This is the opposite.

I was in vegas this past weekend for the fights and rented a Lamborghini. I actually had the best drivers on the road. Was on the freeway and so many left lane drivers moved over as I sped up on them at 120. Me and my son were surprised so many moved over. I guess when you see an electric lime green Lamborghini coming up on you, you move over. I got it up to 142, my son got it to 191.

Thanks vegas drivers
 
People eating their lunch and driving. I can understand maybe a snack like a candy bar or something but I see people having burgers and driving. Wtf, dude. Pull over and eat.
I have seen a lot of near accidents from the driver eating while switching lanes and not paying attention.
 
Yeah I don’t get why using cell phone is illegal (as long as you’re just talking and not texting), but you can eat a god damn whopper.
 
Tailgaters.

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They approach from behind, so obviously are going faster than you, then just glue their noses to your back bumper. You speed up and they speed up to stay in position. You slow down, they slow down. I actually have stopped a couple of times in the past, just to see what they would do, and they also stopped, sat there for a while, then finally overtook and drove off. You can be on a straight, flat road with visibly nothing coming the other way for a thousand yards and they won't overtake.

There are two situations where it's particularly bad. One, if you're on a remote country road in the dark, in which case it is particularly creepy,

<GSPWoah>

and two, when there's a slow vehicle ahead. So there's a tractor going at 30mph on a 60mph road, and cars keep building up behind it, then overtaking and accelerating away when a gap to overtake emerges. However once one of these individuals gets up behind the tractor, they're there until it turns off. Now anyone else has to overtake them both in one go to get away, and of course there are much fewer chances to do so and it's a much more aggressive and demanding manouevre with traffic coming the other way. They don't respond to brake checks, beeping or light flashing.

They behave as though they don't understand what they're doing is wrong. Sometimes you see people coming up alongside them, winding down their windows and shouting and shaking their fists, or occasionally one will happen to turn off and stop at the same place as you, and someone goes and confronts them and they act confused or as though they are the ones being wronged by their upbraiding.

When they are behind you and they have LED headlights at night that's even worse. You can flick your central mirror down, but who can be bothered to do that with the wing mirrors and then reset them? Occasionally you'll get one who sits behind you with their lights on full beam just for maximum infuriation.

Maybe they're wanting to conserve fuel by staying in the slipstream.

When there's a cop car behind you in the day you can see its markings (unless it's a plain one obviously), but at night, in a non-streetlit area all you can generally see is the headlights, so you are worried it's the cops 🚓 as well.
tailgating isn't really legal, at least not in my area, law says two car lengths minimum which isn't strictly done by anyone but it's a good idea when there's no reason, traffic wise, to be up someone's ass.

It's a problem because it makes me anxious that if I had to stop suddenly, they might run into me, or I might take a corner more quickly than I otherwise would because someone is a foot behind me.
 
Yeah I don’t get why using cell phone is illegal (as long as you’re just talking and not texting), but you can eat a god damn whopper.
in my town, eating or drinking is ticketed, or is against the law, I don't know how often it's ticketted but it's called "distracted driving" and is enforceable, again, no one abides by it.

the goddamn cell phone is the most troublesome, your eyes belong on the road, not at your lap every second but we're too coddled and entitled to follow that rule. People get mad at me because I don't like texting and driving, that's just how entitled we all are. I even tell people, "don't text me five minutes before I get there, I'll be driving" they do it anyway, "are you coming?" people are fucked up.
 
People not ready to go when the light turns green. Especially when there is a lot of traffic. Get your damn head in the game! All this traffic and you feel the need to increase it by doing whatever else besides driving. Annoying
 
People not ready to go when the light turns green. Especially when there is a lot of traffic. Get your damn head in the game! All this traffic and you feel the need to increase it by doing whatever else besides driving. Annoying
I suspect it's often the cell phone these days. That goddamn phone and the net has fucked all our attention spans up. The young are the worst, women in general are next and the men/older folks last, none of them have an excuse.
 
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