Most Annoying Commercials

People still watch network tv?

I install adblock on my browser so I don't really get unavoidable ads.
 
This fucker and those TrueCar commercials

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I came in here just to mention the Truecar commercial.. oooooohhhhh fuck that guy

"HIY everyone I'm a husky pussy with no character so I have thick glasses and a beard in hopes that you won't hate looking at me if I happen to mosey foopah first into your field of vision.

I wear sweaterrobes and my penis is so small I piss on my balls whenever I go to the bathroom. I don't even know what friendzone is because I get nauseous when I look at any female.

By the way, everything I've ever accomplished was via a smartphone. I asked my sister to live in her spare room with a text message. I'm terrified of the thought of negotiating the price of a car with another human, so I welcome this app taking advantage of me.

Yes, I'm the kind of person who buys a used car without ever seeing it in person. I also order my shampoo online. My T-shirt collection has two categories; feminist and comic book. Did I mention, this is how car buying should be?"
 
I came in here just to mention the Truecar commercial.. oooooohhhhh fuck that guy

"HIY everyone I'm a husky pussy with no character so I have thick glasses and a beard in hopes that you won't hate looking at me if I happen to mosey foopah first into your field of vision.

I wear sweaterrobes and my penis is so small I piss on my balls whenever I go to the bathroom. I don't even know what friendzone is because I get nauseous when I look at any female.

By the way, everything I've ever accomplished was via a smartphone. I asked my sister to live in her spare room with a text message. I'm terrified of the thought of negotiating the price of a car with another human, so I welcome this app taking advantage of me.

Yes, I'm the kind of person who buys a used car without ever seeing it in person. I also order my shampoo online. My T-shirt collection has two categories; feminist and comic book. Did I mention, this is how car buying should be?"

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But seriously, fuck that guy. Dude needs to get punched in the throat.
 
The new sonic commercial makes me want to blow up an orphanage.

The "amazing singing voice" commercial...I fucking hate her solely based on that commercial.
 
The commercial for the docu-series "Gaycation" hosted by lesbo Ellen Page makes me want to throw a hammer at the screen. A little bit of that is from Hulu playing it over and over and over as one of my three commercials.
 



Any Progressive commercial that has Clay Aiken's gayer twin in it. The only thing that saves us from the annoyance that is this effeminate pussy ass excuse for a male character is the hot ass mixed chick sitting down in the back.
 
Farmers only makes me want to blow my brains out. Alot of holiday inspired commercials irritate me a bit.
 
Reba McIntyre dressed like Colonel Sanders. Every time my dog hears that God awful warbling thing that she does at the end he goes...

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Liberty liberty liberty so fucking annoying

1800 car for kids.....

All the parts your car will ever need rock auto.......
 
Hey! Let's make a commercial where a kid is chewing so loud that it will drive you crazy if you dont put on headphones! i am sure the millions of people (like me) with misophonia will just love that!



and any other dump commercial where people chew like pigs or make loud chewing noises (carl's jr. grapenuts, doritos, pringles, etc)
 
There's one that keeps popping up when I'm watching YouTube for Lumé bodywash. Some lady is showering, then describes the "butt crack suds test" she puts her soapy hand in her butt crack, sniffs it, then makes a gross face.

Fuck this girl and the creators of that commercial. Anyone else seen it?
 
I hate that whiney/sarcastic bitch from the Progressive commercials, but none of their commercials really annoy me.

This bitch:

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