I came in here just to mention the Truecar commercial.. oooooohhhhh fuck that guy
"HIY everyone I'm a husky pussy with no character so I have thick glasses and a beard in hopes that you won't hate looking at me if I happen to mosey foopah first into your field of vision.
I wear sweaterrobes and my penis is so small I piss on my balls whenever I go to the bathroom. I don't even know what friendzone is because I get nauseous when I look at any female.
By the way, everything I've ever accomplished was via a smartphone. I asked my sister to live in her spare room with a text message. I'm terrified of the thought of negotiating the price of a car with another human, so I welcome this app taking advantage of me.
Yes, I'm the kind of person who buys a used car without ever seeing it in person. I also order my shampoo online. My T-shirt collection has two categories; feminist and comic book. Did I mention, this is how car buying should be?"