model dumps A-level athlete for a chubby dadbod

[zackryder]

We did?

Mon is a very legit chick though.

thats wat they all say...

 

[Krav McGraw]

Yeah. I think he actually makes more, especially in the long run. American Sniper is his movie. Executive producer means he is getting at least 50 million from the movie and future revenue.

According to my ten second google search, Cooper is worth $100M and Ronaldo is $280M.

 

[therealdope]

According to my ten second google search, Cooper is worth $100M and Ronaldo is $280M.

but, but, but, Cooper is from the USA.

Doubt Ronoldo loses a micro-second of sleep over this before is got then 100 euro hotties in line waiting their chance at bat.

 

[MMouse]

Why do I have a feeling ronaldo puts in more work into himself then any girl hes been with? (Make up wise, hair bid, pedicure, manicure,full body wax, tan, fashion)

That also aint no dad bod. Thats A level celebrity status

 

[Possum Jenkins]

That's taken out of context.

Full quote:



In other words, Ronaldo = good-looking asshole.

And it took her 5 years to realize this? Bullllllshit.

She's just trying to rationalize getting dumped.

Besides, she's pretty hot but kind of an average model. Ronaldo can get the hottest of the hot. If I was him, I'd have made a move on Benzema's girl

 

[Naramie]

And it took her 5 years to realize this? Bullllllshit.

She's just trying to rationalize getting dumped.

Besides, she's pretty hot but kind of an average model. Ronaldo can get the hottest of the hot. If I was him, I'd have made a move on Benzema's girl

Eww star tattoos? Probably a skank.

 

[Krav McGraw]

Forehead too big. Wouldn't.

 

[zackryder]

Forehead too big. Wouldn't.

was gonna say sumthin about dat face

but i think ur onto sumthin

 

[DeToxx]

Change the title to " model dumps famous athlete for movie star"

That way we can go ahead and not discuss anything

 

[Possum Jenkins]

Lol. Bunch of Ronaldos up in this bitch.

 

[Krav McGraw]

was gonna say sumthin about dat face

but i think ur onto sumthin

Seriously, she has the hairline of David Lo Pan.

Spoiler

the little old basket case on wheels, not the ten foot tall roadblock.

 

[Joe]

And it took her 5 years to realize this? Bullllllshit.

She's just trying to rationalize getting dumped.

Besides, she's pretty hot but kind of an average model. Ronaldo can get the hottest of the hot. If I was him, I'd have made a move on Benzema's girl

why am not surprised hes the type to go with a chick with horrible tattoos. she looks like a porn star

 

[Smashandgrab]

Wow. She really decided to slum it.

 

[bad seed]

Change the title to " model dumps famous athlete for movie star"

That way we can go ahead and not discuss anything

no, because that would be poor SEO optimization. This title combines 3 sherdog hot topics: x-level athleticism, hot girls, and dadbods into one tidy package.

keep up, bro.

 

[andnowweknow]

she's right, she is ugly next to CR7.

 

[Strange King]

This is a dumb thread

 

[Naramie]

And it took her 5 years to realize this? Bullllllshit.

She's just trying to rationalize getting dumped.

Besides, she's pretty hot but kind of an average model. Ronaldo can get the hottest of the hot. If I was him, I'd have made a move on Benzema's girl

If he could CR7 should travel back in time and get with Noxzema's girl, ya feel me.

 

[johnyboy]

I wouldnt touch this

if you paid me.

And I'm a chick.

Chick's are by far the worst at the whole how much to do.this game.

 

[HeroesNeverTap]

Ronaldo needs another beard now.

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[johnyboy]

Eww star tattoos? Probably a skank.

All chick's are skanks