MMA Statements You're Never Going to Hear

[Buff]

I'll start:

"Conor McGregor needs to take as much time off as he likes"

"Josh Koscheck... What a nice guy"

"I think we need a few more women's weight classes"

"Colby Colvington fights - I wish they went on longer"

"Oh good, Yamasaki is ref for this one"

"Brittany looks better than she ever has these days"

 

[Coconut Joe]

"This loser was never my boy!" - Goatdad

 

[SKITZADACTYL]

"I think we need a few more women's weight classes"

- Mark Zima

 

[trident]

"We're gonna stack this card with flyweights" - Dana

 

[Buff]

"We're gonna stack this card with flyweights" - Dana

"Its what the fans want to see"

 

[mb23100]

"This chick is a knockout artist"

 

[Thesnake101]

"Chris Cariaso has legit KO power."


Oh wait.

 

[Werdun]

"This chick is a knockout artist"

Uhmmm Cyborg?


Although i totally understand if you count him as a man

 

[artisabang]

"Rankings fluctuate depending on announced fights and which fighter is more appealing in social media"

"We may have overestimated Michael Johnson"

 

[Werdun]

"No one uses roids in the UFC"

 

[SpiderCrawl]

“Yeah I tapped” Joanna former champion.

 

[Killroy]

"Junior Albini sure looks great in those shorts" - Joe Rogan
"My God Ariel Helwani, what an excellent question and might I say what a joy it is to once again have you in the press conference" - Dana White

 

[Scrambled Eggs]

"After this KO Kamaru Usman has become the WW with more finishes in the history of the UFC"

 

[Frankie Baby!]

"We make fights that the fans wanna see"

 

[Frankie Baby!]

"Floyd Mayweather looks to be in good shape ahead of his MMA debut"

 

[Irishwhiskey119]

We do need one more women's weight class but not a few more.

 

[Frankie Baby!]

"MAX HOLLOWAY DEFEATS FRANKIE EDGAR"

 

[DaDamn]

"Eric Silva never had potential."

 

[Buff]

"Kelvin Gastelum needs to eat more"

"PVZ... Looks are not important"

"This Englishman is an incredible wrestler"

"This Reebok apparel looks awesome"

 

[machidafan99]

"Romero doesn't mention God enough, wish he'd do it more."
"Dana clearly favors GSP and worships him."