News MMA getting recognition on mainstream media, used as analogy for squirrel attacks

[Livingenergy]

It's a close one, but I would not underestimate squirrel fights. They move with the athleticism of a prime Dodson.

I hear the women have sexier bodies because they're athletes but the squirrels are cuter since female fighters tend to be ugly so it's a close call in that respects as well, right?

 

[Xuh]

That's not the only anal ogy the mainstream has used MMA for...


New York assembly politician compares MMA to 'gay porn with a different ending'

 

[The Chosen]

Would you rather watch atomweight WMMA or squirrel MMA?

we could breed game squirrels and become pokémon masters

 

[Frank McEdgar]

wtf is an "mma"

I only know UFC

That's good enough. You just gotta train UFC anyways. It has all the different MMA's put together

 

[Coolkid666]

BREAKING: Figuiero vs Squirrel booked for the 125 pound belt

 

[KOPPE]

we are finally getting the respect we deserve