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  1. Ether13 Purple Belt

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    If you could breed two MMA fighters together to create The Ultimate Fighter (TUF), who would be the best combination of genetics and why?

    Obvious example:

    Bigfoot Silva & Gabi Garcia -- they would spawn a formidable Brazilian beast with powerful striking and not only top tier BJJ, but also matinee idol good looks.

    Other alpha tier combos:

    Paulo Costa & Cris Cyborg
    Amanda Nunes & Fallon Fox
    Antonina Shevchenko & Dan Lauzon
    Derrick Lewis & Dee Devlin
     
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    Roxanne Modafferi and CM Punk. WWE plus anime beats all
     
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    Hmm probably Valentina and Ngannou. Most female fighters don't have good genetics.
     
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    urijah faber and liz carmouche
     
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    GDR+Ngannou
     
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    Rhonda Rousey and Sexyama
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    GOAT one dimensional overrated offspring
     
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    Francis and Khabib
     
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    Would not watch the leaked tape

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    Not funny but Fedor and Mighty Mouse . MMA would cease to exist .
     
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    Brock Lesnar and Rin Nakai.
     
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    It's literally just Ngannou.
     
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    The fuck would a big framed 5'7" fat guy do. Too thick and large framed to make a lighter class. Too short to be good at the weight classes he'd make. Actually this guy already exists. His name is Deron Winn. He even looks like a Fedor Mighty Mouse combo. Sure maybe Igor but it's not 1998. I don't think someone like Igor could compete today.
     
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    There can be only one!

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    Jon Jones/Clarissa Shields/Horse Meat

    Their progeny would be trained by the ghost of Anderson Silva and Khabib, who mysteriously disappeared, only to reappear when the child came of training age. The aliens that periodically harass GSP would put in a bit of work as well.

    When the child turns 16, he will enter a heavyweight tournament to avenge his dad, who was double-tapped by Adesanya and spiralled into a gaping dark hole, known by the name Holly Holm. Adesanya's child (of unknown pronoun) would put up a tough fight, mostly because his previous master Anderson Silva betrayed the child, but his Amaretsu was no match for the child's obvious genetic advantage and proliferation of horse meat. The child will go 30-0, the last fight being a free for all with GSP's aliens. Khabib, now an old man, would have a single tear roll down his cheek, fulfilling Abdulmanap's mission of saving the earth from an alien invasion.
    Unfortunately, Conor's people were waiting to collect that tear in the hopes of harnessing the genetic material and finally developing some grappling defense. The plot failed, and Conor was left with his Proper 12 and a decrepit, old Dana whispering sweet nothings as they both fell into a deep slumber, only to be awoken by the sweet kiss of one Yoel Romero.
     
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    It might not be what you think. Izzy might have turned poor Costa into a freak. Cyborg might be dominating with a strapon.
     
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    Veronica Macedo's face with Miesha Tate's body
     

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