MMA alternative : fighting in water instead of cages

Discussion in 'The Lightweights' started by Clippy, Aug 14, 2016.

?

Has potential?

  1. yes

    8 vote(s)
    44.4%
  2. no

    8 vote(s)
    44.4%
  3. maybe

    2 vote(s)
    11.1%
  1. Clippy

    Clippy Now THIS is Porg racing!!!

    Joined:
    Jun 13, 2015
    Messages:
    45,903
    Likes Received:
    185,899
    Location:
    An office
    I just came up with this great idea

    Instead of cages, how about fights in the water?

    Like a giant tank of some kind where you swim to your opponent and grapple, throw punches / kicks etc

    Water will change EVERYTHING

    Imagine how different each fighter would be in such an environment, The rankings could change quick son
     
    Dana_is_your_GOD likes this.
  2. Clippy

    Clippy Now THIS is Porg racing!!!

    Joined:
    Jun 13, 2015
    Messages:
    45,903
    Likes Received:
    185,899
    Location:
    An office
    And Sea Level Cain would own the shit out of everybody!
     
    Dana_is_your_GOD and wilKO like this.
  3. UltimateMoving

    UltimateMoving Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

    Joined:
    Jul 31, 2016
    Messages:
    828
    Likes Received:
    599
    Add in scuba gear for safety and im in
     
  4. Threetrees

    Threetrees Well Actually

    Joined:
    Aug 28, 2009
    Messages:
    46,975
    Likes Received:
    93,056
    Location:
    Smoke Shop
    Scuba is for pussies.

    Make it snorkels and I'm in
     
    Kyler Ruxin and camelfarmer1 like this.
  5. wilKO

    wilKO Green, White & Gold belt

    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2008
    Messages:
    25,451
    Likes Received:
    74,071
    Location:
    Belfast, Ireland
    With goggles Jon Jones will lose his main weapon
     
  6. Sampsonsimpson

    Sampsonsimpson Brown Belt

    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2009
    Messages:
    3,245
    Likes Received:
    2,979
  7. Clippy

    Clippy Now THIS is Porg racing!!!

    Joined:
    Jun 13, 2015
    Messages:
    45,903
    Likes Received:
    185,899
    Location:
    An office
    Scuba gear etc is like performance enhancing drugs

    Don't tarnish this sport less than 5 minutes in it's inception.
     
    Kyler Ruxin likes this.
  8. UltimateMoving

    UltimateMoving Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

    Joined:
    Jul 31, 2016
    Messages:
    828
    Likes Received:
    599
    " Lets Get Our feet wet! "
     
    Clippy likes this.
  9. camelfarmer1

    camelfarmer1 Green Belt

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2016
    Messages:
    1,300
    Likes Received:
    1,364
    Location:
    Bristol, UK
    Main events in deeper water.
     
  10. Dana_is_your_GOD

    Dana_is_your_GOD Banned Banned

    Joined:
    Jul 9, 2016
    Messages:
    10,556
    Likes Received:
    20,304
    Location:
    Sara's Room
    Holy fuckin' shit, Clippy this is genius. I'm stealing it.
     
    Clippy likes this.
  11. Teefs

    Teefs Stevie Ray Belt

    Joined:
    May 6, 2008
    Messages:
    3,078
    Likes Received:
    553
    Location:
    Los Angeles
    I think the light forum theme has somehow caused you to lose your mind, Clip.
     
    Clippy likes this.
  12. Dana_is_your_GOD

    Dana_is_your_GOD Banned Banned

    Joined:
    Jul 9, 2016
    Messages:
    10,556
    Likes Received:
    20,304
    Location:
    Sara's Room
    Imagine all the manlets who would struggle to keep their head above water.
     
    Clippy likes this.
  13. Clippy

    Clippy Now THIS is Porg racing!!!

    Joined:
    Jun 13, 2015
    Messages:
    45,903
    Likes Received:
    185,899
    Location:
    An office
    Damn they sunk my thread

    These people can't handle my shit I swear
     
  14. KONE

    KONE Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2015
    Messages:
    20,478
    Likes Received:
    108,303
    Location:
    Platinum Nation
    It finally happened. A Clippy shitpost wastelanded

    You had a good run
     
    Clippy likes this.
  15. CrimsonFan

    CrimsonFan Gold Belt

    Joined:
    May 1, 2009
    Messages:
    17,103
    Likes Received:
    15,624
    Location:
    Austin, TX
    Do they have snorkels?
     
  16. Hi-Tech

    Hi-Tech Slavic Fighter Double Yellow Card

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2016
    Messages:
    4,939
    Likes Received:
    7,552
    Location:
    Eastern European takeover of boxing
    155 division is already stuck in the mud
     
    Clippy likes this.
  17. touchedbyjab

    touchedbyjab Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2011
    Messages:
    5,961
    Likes Received:
    11,261
  18. J. Bernie Cunningham

    J. Bernie Cunningham Banned Banned

    Joined:
    Jun 19, 2016
    Messages:
    5,603
    Likes Received:
    8,176
    Location:
    In a ghetto, man.
    I'm sure drowning deaths wouldn't be an issue at all.

    How about a plank over lava and they fight to knock eachother off with sticks? Think of all the great takedowns!
     
  19. Clippy

    Clippy Now THIS is Porg racing!!!

    Joined:
    Jun 13, 2015
    Messages:
    45,903
    Likes Received:
    185,899
    Location:
    An office
    My idea there's no take downs, no boring lay and pray

    Hell it would never be boring period, non stop action or you drown son!
     
  20. SirKratos

    SirKratos Silver Belt

    Joined:
    Jul 16, 2014
    Messages:
    13,827
    Likes Received:
    17,607

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.