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MLB MLB 2025 Season Thread: When half your roster needs a translator ( Dodgers Back 2 Back )

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Hard times for the Braves offense but I know someone who could fix the bullpen situation. His arm is well rested and he's still in great shape...
 
How quickly will the other teams start using torpedo bats? Shohei with torpedo bat... They said it's just adjusting the location of the bat's sweet spot, so not really adding more weight. They already had guys using bats with weird unfinished knobs that seemed to allocate the weight to the knob.

I would have guessed moving the sweet spot towards the middle would negate leverage from the sweet spot closer to the end like normal.
 
GSP_37 said:
How quickly will the other teams start using torpedo bats? Shohei with torpedo bat... They said it's just adjusting the location of the bat's sweet spot, so not really adding more weight. They already had guys using bats with weird unfinished knobs that seemed to allocate the weight to the knob.

I would have guessed moving the sweet spot towards the middle would negate leverage from the sweet spot closer to the end like normal.
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If it really is Barry Bonds in bat form then I say the league should make it mandatory for everyone, theyre already trying all this other nonsense to speed the game up and make it more exciting but the only dang thang we fans care about really is homeruns so give us what we want, make every game 37 to 42 and have us hooting and hollering like a buncha wild barbarians

Matter of fact, just turn this bitch into Top Golf all the way while were at it, that'll pop some fucking houses

 


probably was juicing with the madres. should check that entire roster now.
 
Are the brewers going to cry about torpedo bats today?
 
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Bitch ass nerd ass reporters always complaining about some free shit, bitch youre paid to be there so shut the fuck up and do your job and stop whining that its not a 5 star hotel, its a fucking ball game
All your geek ass does in fancy stadiums is tweet, I mean Blue Sky about comic book movies and not talk to girls anyways so shut the fuck up you fucking f :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
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