Media Mitchell should be banned from MMA forever

[Brit_Brawler]

Jizzing in the carpet in my personal favourite

 

[Mayonnaiseandjelly]

Would you want to be banned for the same reasons for a F-ing opinion?
Mitchell has the right to believe and talk about whatever he wants without being banned for that....who cares..he is a fighter ...thats what I come to see..not his view on the world or flat earth crap
Give the audience that listens to him half a brain that knows better.
...like do we really need BIG GOV...to tell us what is real and not all the time cause were too dumb?
Communistic countries...do that ...dont side with that BS unless you want to go live there.

Qhat are you talking about?

 

[CasualBot]

Bryce "cum socks" Mitchell

Flattening the curve, one phone call at a time.

 

[Legumes]

Jizzing in the carpet in my personal favourite

I feel bad for your vacuum.

 

[Chagaev]

This dude is crying about his socks in a situation where O'Malley would've offered his girlfriend.

 

[Mohawk Banditó]

You know, colors and concepts can be mixed. It's not socialism or capitalism, as it's not black or white.

Shh, @Tyler Durden never went to a library before, so he's not gonna start learning about them now

 

[Iroh]

That's not even funny that's legit disgusting and not at all surprising from a guy who believes the earth is flat

It's both funny and disgusting.

 

[amok attitude]

That does not tell us if krause claimed his socks back or not

 

[Tyler Durden]

Bryce is a jizz stain on society.

Americans and their arrogance.

Bryce is why a six-time bankrupt businessman (who got endless money from a trust fund)...

easily bought the psyche of a chunk of the nation,

AFTER raping a 12 year old child with Epstein. They still voted for him.

Thanks Bryce. Thanks Colby. Thanks Jorge.

Jizz stains.

2024 is gonna be a baaaad year for your little delusional ass.
Might wanna start picking out that unisex safe place right now.

 

[Sasha]

My socks are usually crusty after wearing them for a week anyway.

I knew a colleague nurse who worked in a remote area, in the country, he went from home to home to provide healthcare( I'm not sure how they're called in english, I found "district nurse").

Well he told me many cool stories, there's the classic fly larva-ridden leg, etc, but the coolest was some old dude who hadn't removed his socks, probably for years. They were literally fused with the skin. The smell in the whole house was apparently what you'd expect when somebody who's half human, half sock (god only knows if he also jizzed inside them when he could still take them off), live in it. Probably closer to a cadaver than a human actually. So indeed, IIRC they had to surgically remove the whole sock/outer layers of the skin mix. But that didn't really help the absurd social decay, and feral animal-like way of life that guy was a victim of.

Let this be a lesson, no matter how deep you think you might have fallen, the only real bottom is death, and it's always time to try and get your shit together.

Jizz socks make for good life lesson usually.

 

[MMAcolyte]

Expecting something terrible and I ended up laughing my ass off

What the fuck is it with the Oilers and Game 1's?

 

[scoobster]

well if James Krause says so I guess........................

 

[IDGETKTFO]

The smell in the whole house was apparently what you'd expect when somebody who's half human, half sock (god only knows if he also jizzed inside them when he could still take them off), live in it.

My wife tells me my feet/socks smell like corn chips ( fritos, doritos..ect )

 

[FlyingDeathKick]

Nah, it sounds like he should be banned from going over to other people's houses but that's got nothing to do with MMA.

 

[electricfuneral]

loved watching his last fight.

 

[Sasha]

My wife tells me my feet/socks smell like corn chips ( fritos, doritos..ect )

That's cool ! The socks are probably all crisp and crunchy too ! I'm sure sock&guacamole could've been a refined dish in another reality.

 

[IDGETKTFO]

That's cool ! The socks are probably all crisp and crunchy too ! I'm sure sock&guacamole could've been a refined dish in another reality.

Not for my wife, she hates Dorito's now. She calls them Dirty-toes.

 

[chimpoehurricane]

This is so disgusting and disturbing that I think the only reasonable punishment is to ban him from ever-competing in MMA. Should also be banned from ever touching or starring at anyone who's below 18.

Jones is allowed to fight despite popping more then popcorn.

 

[chimpoehurricane]

I jizz on my floor daily

Well you don't get girls. How's grinder treating you?

 

[Jonesisnatural]

Well you don't get girls. How's grinder treating you?

No luck sherbro, give me tips