Crime Mitch McConnell has a brain collapse during a speech

[skysolo]

Human decency, I guess.

Oh, you have human decency.

Evil turtles that try to kill babies don't have any.

In this analogy, the babies are healthcare, social security, minimum wage.

 

[CantCucktheTuck]

Lol. Your boy Moscow Mitch strokes out and you need to bring up COVID to deflect.

yes....me mocking vaccine shill mitch is "deflecting" from his mini stroke he just had on camera. You make perfect sense.

 

[cincymma79]

Biden "cured" cancer. Feinstein can't move her own face.

We keep electing these feeble, elderly, corrupt scumbags.

I’d say two more terms and he’s out

 

[JonnyBonesPharmacist]

Wow you’re pretty fuckin stupid huh?

Did the mean man hurt your vaccine feelings? Awwwww

 

[HARRISON_3]

Hope the oldster is okay even if he has been a shitty guy during his tenure. On a side note, I've never seen Chuck Callesto before. Looks like he provides EXTREME news from 2002

 

[sickc0d3r]

Oh, you have human decency.

Evil turtles that try to kill babies don't have any.

In this analogy, the baby is healthcare, social security, minimum wage.

Mitch is evil personified, but my natural response when I see something like that is sympathy. Can't help it.

 

[Rob Battisti]

Mitch is evil personified, but my natural response when I see something like that is sympathy. Can't help it.

That’s if you assume he’s a human

 

[sickc0d3r]

That’s if you assume he’s a human

I have sympathy for all kinds of animals, even reptiles.

 

[Seano]

I know I shouldn't be laughing, but sorry, all this stuff is just way too funny. Dying here.

You think things like this are funny? A health crisis and potential mental collapse? Thats what gives you a jolly, eh?

 

[Seano]

Mitch is evil personified, but my natural response when I see something like that is sympathy. Can't help it.

Well thats because you're not a total piece of shit. Anyone who finds any sort of humor or joy in something like this is a piece of shit.

 

[Misfit23]

Looks like he's ready for his re-election campaign.

 

[Deleted member 585708]

80+ year olds should not hold positions in government.

I don't get why this is even difficult to understand.

America is such a bizarre place.

 

[Halge]

Well thats because you're not a total piece of shit. Anyone who finds any sort of humor or joy in something like this is a piece of shit.

Personally I'm not so much laughing at McConnell as I am laughing at how absurdly riddled the American political system seems to be with geriatrics who have dementia, or runaway substance abuse issues, or both. It's kinda similar to zastoi-era Soviet Union, not that I think you should actually read too much into that.

 

[Sir Punchalot]

You think things like this are funny? A health crisis and potential mental collapse? Thats what gives you a jolly, eh?

Yeah. Having demented 80 year olds running a fucking country is pretty funny. Lost your sense of humor from staying in the basement too long or something? Maybe you should at least try to get out a bit now that it's summer?

 

[Deleted member 585708]

yes....me mocking vaccine shill mitch is "deflecting" from his mini stroke he just had on camera. You make perfect sense.

https://www.politifact.com/article/2022/oct/26/brief-history-senate-illness-and-recovery-and-what/

Here's a brief history of very recent pre-Covid illness, including those that happened in meetings.

Just because there was a vaccine doesn't mean everything thereafter is linked to it lol, but if you can only hold two thoughts in your head at once, it makes sense to try and mash them together amirite

 

[Thrawn33]

Ooof...

Time to retire

 

[Deleted member 585708]

You think things like this are funny? A health crisis and potential mental collapse? Thats what gives you a jolly, eh?

It's not funny, but you're kinda risking it having such elderly people in positions of enormous power.

Trump and Biden should both be disqualified from office on health grounds, and clearly this guy too.

I'll level with you: you might used to it, but from the outside looking in it's cruel. Are we waiting for the day someone dies on the podium, here?

 

[AnGrYcRoW]

We cap the bottom end at:

House of Representatives - Must be 25 years old.
Senate - Must be 30 years old.
President - Must be 35 years old.

I think we should have a top number that you cannot run after you turn 70.

Or we could just not vote for them

 

[K1levelgrappler]

lol triggered. Enjoy your blood clots.

It’s just weird that you’d shoehorn completely unrelated wingnut shit in for no apparent reason, like you have internet posters Tourette’s or something.

 

[Deleted member 585708]

It’s just weird that you’d shoehorn completely unrelated wingnut shit in for no apparent reason, like you have internet posters Tourette’s or something.

They get their rocks off by shouting 'triggered' after every dumb post.

And yeah, no way they don't shout it at the screen.