Mistress is Pregnant

Here's what you do:

1. Learn your lesson and DON'T DATE PEOPLE WHO ARE IN RELATIONSHIPS BECAUSE SOME DRAMA IS ALWAYS BOUND TO HAPPEN (Via the fact that shit can hit the fan at any moment if the other person is caught cheating/Someone who wants to cheat in the first place has lowly morals)

2. Get the boyfriend's contact info

3. Completely cut ties with the pregnant girl. COMPLETELY

4. Anonymously (key word) tell the boyfriend what has been going on (No formal face to face etc, that situation will end in a fight)

5. Since no formal face to face is gonna happen, when you drop the knowledge bomb, boyfriend will probably be suspicious that you're lying and just some jaded ex. To prove your legitimacy, be ready to have key dates that you could only know if you were banging her. (The things she likes in bed, the arrangement of her room. Also, you can knock it out of the park if she's told you what he does in the bedroom. TOTAL HOMERUN!)

Anyway, don't ever do this again.
 
Why let the bf know, 0000? What's the rationale?
 
jwifly said:
Like I said before. It is shitty of me. But she is to blame not me. She has the commitment.
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I don't like being an asshole in Mayberry but- you're a fucking idiot. How old are you?

Man the fuck up and take responsibility for your actions
 
GhostZ06 said:
before or after the ipad is delivered ?
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I don't think trash that will lead several guys on can afford an ipad- at least not an iPad 2 or newer

Well, there's always the gas station iPad she could afford
 
Misleading thread title: would of been jucier if TS was married and knocked up his gf
 
Her boyfriend is probably cheating on her with prostitutes.

Again, how do you know the baby is yours? Or his?

You don't even know if she's really pregnant.


There's just too much drama with this girl. It's not worth it. Tell her that things are too heavy right now and you need a break.
 
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Can someone put up the picture of what she looks like?

It might not be yours, it might be. Have her get the abortion. It's not your job to worry about their relationship, it's only your duty to please her booty. Have her take care of it then get a blowie from her once she's heading home after dropping him off at the airport.
 
I'm starting to doubt the authenticity of this thread.

Chick is pregnant, last saw/had sex with her boyfriend 2 1/2 months ago, and lives far away from him. Why tell him about the pregnancy at all?

This doesn't pass the smell test.
 
TS is a bitch. What kind of man accept a women he's with for 7 months sleeping with another man? Any man with any pride would have said long time ago me or him. Also TS makes the biggest mistakes men makes with hoes, they think they are special when they are screwing a girl like that and dont think it will happen to them
 
NOW you have a moral issue?

you been perfectly selfish up to now, no reason to stop.
 
Open up an account at your bank and name it child support. That's all you're going to be getting out of it.
 
TS, since the word "mistress" is used, I'm assuming you are married or in a committed relationship (or got a dominatrix pregged.)

In any case, this is a defining moment of your life. If you stay silent, you are allowing fear to dictate your actions. Fear of reprisal from the other guy, your woman, the woman you impregnated and society. If you feel a moral conundrum, that this guy should know that the kid may be yours, and fail to act then you fail on multiple levels. If you didn't, then fine. But you do and, try as you might, you can't will that away. You can only rationalize it to comfort yourself temporarily.

You have also given the "crazy" woman who threatens your entire way of life all the power in this scenario. On a whim (a "crazy" whim) she can expose this situation or threaten to do so. If she passes the child off as the other guy's, what's to say that weeks, months or years from now, she doesn't reveal this in a petty argument to belittle him. What if they break up and she decides to put the monetary squeeze on you instead? Her demands are absolute due to your fears.

Lean over the plate. Take the hit. Jog off to first base and look for signs to run/steal/stay.
 
I thought you learned your lesson, Mr. Schwarzenegger.
 
You're not going to tell the boyfriend just like you're not going to make sure she gets the abortion. I'm sensing you started the thread just to have a chat rather than obtain advice from a bunch of strangers on an MMA forum.
 
fingercuffs said:
You're not going to tell the boyfriend just like you're not going to make sure she gets the abortion. I'm sensing you started the thread just to have a chat rather than obtain advice from a bunch of strangers on an MMA forum.
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What's MMA?
 
Both of you are some fucked up individuals.

Hope y'all get whats coming, a heaping plate of bullshit and heartache, with a side of drama.

Seriously homie, is it so hard to find a girl who ISN'T in a relationship. Scumbags man...
 
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