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Mirrors in Bars Research

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Im at a bar right now. I just took a piss. As I washed my hands, I noticed the mirror was broken. That didn’t seem strange, as I’ve often seen broken mirrors in bar bathrooms. But I wonder if it’s the case that most mirrors in men’s bathrooms in bars are broken.

So, I know most of you will visit a bar in the next 3-5 days. Kindly do me a favor, and if you remember to, please post here to tell us if the mirror(s) were broken or not?

BTW? Who’s breaking all these mirrors!!?
 
drunks tend to break shit, it's part and parcel of being drunk.

cheers.
 
marioh said:
drunks tend to break shit, it's part and parcel of being drunk.

cheers.
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This. Unless they hire that guy who gives you paper towel, a spray of cologne and is expected to be tipped, then you just punch him
 
marioh said:
drunks tend to break shit, it's part and parcel of being drunk.

cheers.
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I guess another bit of research is to determine whether the mirrors in the women’s bathrooms are broken at an equal frequency. Is it that “Drunks break things” or “Drunk men break things?”
 
NHB7 said:
I guess another bit of research is to determine whether the mirrors in the women’s bathrooms are broken at an equal frequency. Is it that “Drunks break things” or “Drunk men break things?”
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it's likely more frequent with men's rooms. testosterone and alcohol are a helluva combo.
 
marioh said:
it's likely more frequent with men's rooms. testosterone and alcohol are a helluva combo.
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I agree with your hypothesis, albeit it’s kind of embarrassing on behalf of our gender that there probably isn’t a men’s room mirror in a bar in all the western world that hasn’t been punched by some emotionally fragile, ego weak, wannabe tough guy.
 
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Reminds of this fucked up night..
Me and my boy Nick were looking for this scumbag Indian who goes by Billy Bear, and we tracked him to a redneck bar called Torchy's.
So I order a vodka and ask the bartender about billy, and I get nothing but backtalk. So I flash a fake badge, that usually works, but he just talks a bunch of shit.. So I down the shot, then hurl the shot glass at the mirror on the wall behind the bar. The noise shut that whole fucking bar up.. even the band stopped, bunch of Charlie Daniels lookin muhfuckas.
You better believe we got some information after that.
 
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marioh said:
drunks tend to break shit, it's part and parcel of being drunk.

cheers.
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It's pretty much a rule out here.

My friend and I were in Manhattan and he was calm all night, we went to a few bars and then bought a six pack and walked around. All of a sudden he goes "yo watch this" and throws a bottle threw a hotel window. What a night... Rest In Peace to my friend, I miss that dude.
 
EJAXXX said:
It's pretty much a rule out here.

My friend and I were in Manhattan and he was calm all night, we went to a few bars and then bought a six pack and walked around. All of a sudden he goes "yo watch this" and throws a bottle threw a hotel window. What a night... Rest In Peace to my friend, I miss that dude.
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He's dead? Seriously as a result of that?
 
NHB7 said:
I guess another bit of research is to determine whether the mirrors in the women’s bathrooms are broken at an equal frequency. Is it that “Drunks break things” or “Drunk men break things?”
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I’ll research the women’s restrooms for you.
 
you dont need to research the behaviour of a bunch of dumbshits, they are already completly predictable
 
There are cameras behind a lot of commercial mirrors.

Believe none of what you hear, and half of what you see.
 
Sebchenier said:
This. Unless they hire that guy who gives you paper towel, a spray of cologne and is expected to be tipped, then you just punch him
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it was self defence,i thought it was a towel on the back of the door. turned out it was his shirt i wiped my knob on!
 
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