Mirko Cro Cop on USADA

[Wariowokecancel]

Why are you thanking him? He just proved you wrong. You said USADA doesn't give you shit for snitching. The picture clearly shows that USADA can do whatever the hell they want including suspending you punishment if you turn in other people.

I admitted I was wrong. I am a dweeb and I fucked up.

And I'm still right about white knighting roiders.

 

[TheNinja]

I believe him. If he was actually cheating, he would have been fighting much better than he has been for the last few years. Look at Dan Henderson and Bigfoot, when they got off TRT it was a very obvious change in ability. Cro Cop actually fights like a 40 year old should.

Heh....you actually make a good point. - If he was juicing up he should get his money back. It was very clear that his skills and body declined as he aged, like most normal humans. I always find it odd when a guy actually gains muscle, speed, power, and loses fat when he's over 38 years old. Dan, Vitor, Randy. Old guys just cannot naturally compete with 30 year olds.

 

[LORDTENSAIMMA]

If I looked like that for 24 hours I don't know if I'd fuck 100 women or fight 100 men.

 

[NightwingBJJ]

If I looked like that for 24 hours I don't know if I'd fuck 100 women or fight 100 men.

How about fight a 100 women and fuck a 100 men?!?

 

[LORDTENSAIMMA]

How about fight a 100 women and fuck a 100 men?!?

I guess fighting 100 women would be quick. Banging out 100 men might take a while. I'd need some serious motivation

 

[LORDTENSAIMMA]

I guess I'd fuck 100 women then try and beat on as many as time allowed.





(This is in jest, fellas)

 

[BJ@LW&WW]

garbage excuses.

 

[NightwingBJJ]

I guess I'd fuck 100 women then try and beat on as many as time allowed.





(I am being dead serious, fellas)

Fixed.

 

[YukisHeart]

USADA did fuck up here. Making it an ordeal to get growth hormone shots for joint injuries is retarding not just sports science, but advances in medicine that we should all be able to benefit from. Shit works – why is it not standard?

Answer: because the mostly useless anti-doping bureaucrats have tainted the reputation of an immensely promising branch of medicine.

And yes, they are mostly useless. Olympians run rings around them and even in MMA their tests failed to actually find Mirko's growth hormones, so they're obviously not as hot as they make out.

USADA approved!​

Similarly, research into steroids would be way, way in advance of where it is now if it wasn't for all the sports fan phagottry which swirls around them, rendering research politically unpalatable.

If we could solve the issues around male fertility and the heart, we could all be fitter, stronger and more full of energy well into our Autumn years, drastically increasing the really productive portion of our lifespans and banishing most of the diseases of old age.

TRT, used responsibly​

...But no, the course of human progress has to be held back decades so a bunch of idiot manchild sports fans can keep their delusions about the "integrity" of their sporting heroes, the vast majority of whom are using, while shitting on the tiny minority who are caught from a position of chumplike ignorance.

NEWSFLASH: Lance Armstrong beat every test and only got caught because fellow cyclists grassed him up – but they were only able to dish the dirt because they were all in on the trick as well.

We're long overdue for abolishing the stupid PEDs taboo and allowing modern medicine to do its thing. The gains for society far outweigh the negatives for fat-gutted babies whose chief concern is the impact this would have on sport, even though they don't compete themselves.

 

[HUNTERMANIA]

I found Mirko imminently believable and think this entirely explains the whole ordeal. If USADA hadn't busted Jon Jones, I'd have a real problem with them right now. As it stands... war Mirko, war USADA (sorry Mirko!). I'm not accepting any 'Mirko is a cheater' comments anymore, either.

 

[Dead Kennedy]

 

[Thanos]

 

[GSP_37]

I believe Crocop and I believe USADA are douchebags trying to make a name for themselves at the expense of big name fighters. I did see the regulation section from a MMA website re: at their discretion, they can waive penalties for snitching.

Crocop should not have had the same length penalty as test caught PEDs with intentions to cheat rather than intentions to heal via doctor's prescription.

 

[Cooliox]

more essays from Crocop... obviously tl,dr

dude admitted to using HGH when he got tested. obviously he knew he wasn't supposed to do it.

the end. not like he left a memorable career in the UFC anyways.


PS remember when he nobly tried to announce his retirement, nobly ? LOL
Still a Pride Hero. But man, apart from that, shit hit the bricks quick.

 

[THECYNDlCATE]

I believe Cro Cop 100%. Hes a very kind, honest guy. Always has been.

He was on a team responsible for genocide.

 

[Cooliox]

Anyone who has followed Mirko knows that he's very very big on respect and honor.

Before he was given his 3rd chance in the UFC, dude was bitching about dumb things like when UFC fighters attended an event in Russia, as fans. He was flipping out unnecessarily.

The Crocop you think you know, you dont know.

 

[GSP_37]

He's just old fashioned thinking UFC fighters shouldn't bring attention to the competitor's MMA show.

 

[Thepaintbucket]

Never failed a test, 2 year suspension, lol. I am not down with this at all.

A fighter could say he's snorted Cocaine and TRT off a Thai woman for all I care. If it doesn't show up on the test, then he never failed.

Either you passed or a failed a test.

Self admittance has no room for a system where science says you are innocent or guilty.

 

[legatoblues]

Motherfuck. Your post is a succinct summary of everything wrong with cheaters and their fans. Doublethink. 1984, you read the book? You hołd two contradictory thoughts in your mind at the same time.

How the motherfuck can you write in one sentence that he tried to sneak shit in and then write you think he wasn't cheating? Your exact words.

I know why fighters lie like a fucking pimp to a ho and a ho to a john. Because you want to believe their bullshit and will find excuses for them even if your words sound false and shit to yourself.

Everybody knows a B sample will always come back the same. Everybody knows that maybe 1% of tainted supplement claims will be proved true. Everybody knows that the eye test is basically the best test. But if you're a fucking fan boy you will swallow that like the john you are.

Respect for a perfectly relevant and well used 1984 reference.

 

[fedja]

USADA did fuck up here. Making it an ordeal to get growth hormone shots for joint injuries is retarding not just sports science, but advances in medicine that we should all be able to benefit from. Shit works – why is it not standard?

Answer: because the mostly useless anti-doping bureaucrats have tainted the reputation of an immensely promising branch of medicine.

And yes, they are mostly useless. Olympians run rings around them and even in MMA their tests failed to actually find Mirko's growth hormones, so they're obviously not as hot as they make out.

USADA approved!​

Similarly, research into steroids would be way, way in advance of where it is now if it wasn't for all the sports fan phagottry which swirls around them, rendering research politically unpalatable.

If we could solve the issues around male fertility and the heart, we could all be fitter, stronger and more full of energy well into our Autumn years, drastically increasing the really productive portion of our lifespans and banishing most of the diseases of old age.

TRT, used responsibly​

...But no, the course of human progress has to be held back decades so a bunch of idiot manchild sports fans can keep their delusions about the "integrity" of their sporting heroes, the vast majority of whom are using, while shitting on the tiny minority who are caught from a position of chumplike ignorance.

NEWSFLASH: Lance Armstrong beat every test and only got caught because fellow cyclists grassed him up – but they were only able to dish the dirt because they were all in on the trick as well.

We're long overdue for abolishing the stupid PEDs taboo and allowing modern medicine to do its thing. The gains for society far outweigh the negatives for fat-gutted babies whose chief concern is the impact this would have on sport, even though they don't compete themselves.

We REALLY need the dislike button here. PEDs are healthy and without side effects if used responsibly- GTFO.