Mike Perry's GF hits him in the balls

Hmmm..... should I read up on tax returns or instead get my girl friend to slap me in the balls........... decisions, decisions.

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I'm pretty sure she gugles so she gets a free pass to hit his balls...
 
Only 2 things are certain in this world.

Death and taxes.
 
if my girl does that to me I'll remember that shit and take it out on her later during sex
 
She's like 22, and objectively cute and goodlooking.

I don't see what the problem is given how Mike is 28, but I must admit, she does seem really immature, and I wouldn't be surprised if she is playing him. But hey, that's his problem and not ours.

Wish them all the best, and hope it's not another toxic relationship. Mike seems to wear his heart on his sleeve, and this usually gets abused.
 
This guy needs to sober up, drop this bitch off at the prom and never come back.
 
Pretty funny, I like Mike Perry a little bit more now. Still not a fan of the guy but I have to admit he has been cracking me up lately. Keep doing you bro!
 
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