Mike Perry Fan Fiction

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  1. franquito Blue Belt

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    I welcome criticisms, suggestions, and additional chapters and illustrations.
    This should be a community project.

    CHAPTER 1: A HERO BORN

    The year was 1922, and Mike Perry had nothing but $15 in his pocket and a dream in his heart. He had just made it to the big city, and his prospects were bright. His boyhood friend, Chester "Dizzy" Bizowski had just hit it big as a newspaper man, and he had asked Mike to come help make newspapers. Unfortunately, all the businesses in town were under the grip of a brutal ethnic gang. Mike had to make things right the way only he could.
    One day, he cut the blanket of his old friend Bobby, the friendly neighborhood urchin Mike had been mentoring until his untimely demise from a combination of typhoid and gunshot wounds received from an ethnic hitman on Christmas eve, and re-designed it into a crime-fighting costume. Long story short, he saved the neighborhood, and the newspaper business today is known as a shining example of journalism and good grammar.

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    Mike lands in New York City. This photo was probably taken on Sept 4th, 1922, the day Mike arrived

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    Mike (front row, 3rd from left) and the short-lived, but modestly successful ragtime band he played with, The Boogie Woogies.
     
  2. Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    How many chapters til we get to the sex parts?
     
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    15 bucks in 1922 is like 1 million dollars now.
     
  5. The real life Mike Perry.

    CREDITS ROLL
     
  6. TheWorm Silver Belt

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    Mike Perry is the name of the plumber that came and installed a new shower for me in the basement I’m developing on Tuesday.

    Same guy?

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  7. RTL NostraMMAus™ Platinum Member

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    As a published author myself, I rate your Mike Perry story a 10/10.
     
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    Spoilers for Chapter 2 ffs
     
  9. GordoBarraBJJ Steel Belt

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    Does Perry have sex with a raptor?
     
  10. GordoBarraBJJ Steel Belt

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    Does Perry deliver pizza's to you in your story? And do you guys bang?
     
  11. Jack Reacheround Never Go Black

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    I can’t think of a worse subject for a fiction story.
     
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    Better than Shakespeare.
     
  13. zapataxiv Red Belt

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    Moar about the ethnic gang plz I like that hard core gangsta shit and your story did not disappoint

    Were they some pistol players like the Van Buren boys?
     
  14. GordoBarraBJJ Steel Belt

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    I think they made a movie about this and changed the names and enough of the story so that they did not have to pay mike perry

     
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    CHAPTER 7: A FIGHT

    Mike was breathing heavy now. This was by far the toughest street fight he had yet been in. It seemed for every NFL linebacker he KO'ed, another took his place. Mike allowed himself a glance back at the Arabian princess. She was huddled in the corner of the alley, wide-eyed with fright.
    "Who is this dashing hero with the facial tattoos?" She wondered, "And how long can he hold up?"
    Thwack! A straight left caught Mike Perry across the chin. Tasting blood, he whipped back a counter overhand right. It found its mark with devastating accuracy, catching one A-level athlete and propelling him backwards into another. A double KO.

    But the effort was draining our hero quickly. Two linebackers grabbed hold of him, searching for a takedown, while another began sending uppercuts into Mike's breadbasket. It was too much. MIke was slipping out of consciousness. Falling, falling, ...

    ... He was back with his sensei on the mountaintop. Drained by 3 straight days of training, he felt ready to give up.
    "Show him your power, baby!" screamed his sensei.

    That was it. Mike's eyes flew open. With one last, thunderous combo, he freed himself and sent the rest of the opponents fleeing. "How can I ever repay you?" asked the babe.
    To be continued


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    Mike and the princess learn about clouds as they make their getaway
     

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