"Mike Perry explains why the UFC athletes retreat was the greatest weekend of his life"

[CharondaEdwards]

"Maybe I’ll build a school for pussies and weaklings and teach them how to man up and grow a pair and go out and get what’s yours.” - Mike Perry

Dude will inevitably wind up in prison soon.

 

[Jehannum]

"Maybe I’ll build a school for pussies and weaklings and teach them how to man up and grow a pair and go out and get what’s yours.” - Mike Perry

Dude will inevitably wind up in prison soon.

he's already done time for burglary I believe

 

[Deleted member 196663]

"Maybe I’ll build a school for pussies and weaklings and teach them how to man up and grow a pair and go out and get what’s yours.” - Mike Perry

Dude will inevitably wind up in prison soon.

Or he'll wind up building that school.

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

I respect Platinum even more now. And I'm glad he didn't have to hit some one with them black belts. Would be in jail for murder!!!

 

[Jehannum]

Or he'll wind up building that school.

If Mike builds it, he will come.

 

[PlatinumAmerican]

"Maybe I’ll build a school for pussies and weaklings and teach them how to man up and grow a pair and go out and get what’s yours.” - Mike Perry

Dude will inevitably wind up in prison soon.

Or he will end up teaching pussies and weaklings how to man up and grow a pair.

 

[UL]

WME are going to get the ball rolling and you'll soon be seeing Mike Perry in the cinema

 

[Ryoto Machida]

Oh look. Another circle jerk.

 

[Davey Crockett]

Perry gonna get some more fans with this. Pure class

 

[Jehannum]

Oh look. Another circle jerk.

Thanks for completing the circle

Spoiler

jerk

 

[Aluminati]

This is amazing. You should send this shit to his Twitter.

 

[Davey Crockett]

WME are going to get the ball rolling and you'll soon be seeing Mike Perry in the cinema

I can see him winning an Oscar now for doing a shawshank redemption remake as Andy Dufresne

 

[Jehannum]

This is amazing. You should send this shit to his Twitter.

already done, Kajan Johnson retweeted it too

I'll retweet it again though sometime tomorrow

 

[Jehannum]

This is amazing. You should send this shit to his Twitter.

thanks for the concept too I would've given you credit but that 140 character limit is a c*#@

 

[UL]

already done, Kajan Johnson retweeted it too

I'll retweet it again though sometime tomorrow

Careful showing your twitter handle... someone might PM you
@Kristian82

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[PlatinumAmerican]

I can see him winning an Oscar now for doing a shawshank redemption remake as Andy Dufresne

Dude that's amazing he must be photoshopped as Andy dufresne

 

[Ryoto Machida]

Thanks for completing the circle

Spoiler

jerk

 

[Jehannum]

classic

Spoiler

 

[Aluminati]

he's already done time for burglary I believe

He was so close, just one simple mistake was all. He recognized his motto was supposed to be "I gotta get mine" and not "I gotta get yours". Put it together and now he's on the right track. If you want to make eggs, sometimes you gotta break an omelette.

 

[BoogerDawson]

His favorite part was hanging out with a male model.