Michelle Waterson > Mackenzie Dern

[Flokk]

You won't ever get to touch her either.

And even if you do, she has already delivered a baby and wouldn't even feel your 4" chode.

Husband's knots tho. They sew it up even tighter than it was. Otherwise asians and white dudes the world over would retire from sex after the first kid.

 

[Irishwhiskey119]

Yes, that would be her reaction if she saw you naked.

 

[ions82]

Dern probably still has "baby fat" from being so young. Either that or she just has very poor training and dieting practices. IMO, Waterson wins all around. Personality, skills, and the fake accent department. Waterson's video of her impersonating her mom was pretty funny. Dern's fake accent... not so much.

And as for this guy...

And even if you do, she has already delivered a baby and wouldn't even feel your 4" chode.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that he isn't too versed in the world of vag. Fellas, the fact that a women has a kid has nothing to do with how her stuff works. I once had a single mom about squeeze my junk off... without using her fucking hands. Bottom line, don't take lessons in physiology from your fellow Sherbros.

 

[xx madskillz xx]

Holy shit that "tornado punch"...

Lmfao wtf was that shit..

 

[Kyler Ruxin]

Lmfao wtf was that shit..

spinnin' shit.

 

[Roop Holstry]

Arguing over which mma fighter is hotter is pointless to me.

I would give either of them the best 15 seconds of their life. I'm built for speed, not for comfort

 

[Alphaboy]

And WMMA wonder why they get 0 respect.

 

[mrsenor]

 

[Roop Holstry]

Holy shit that "tornado punch"...

She has the grace of Keith Jardine when throwing that helicopter backfist

 

[xx madskillz xx]

spinnin' shit.

Some high level spinning shit there.

 

[Tramero]

And WMMA wonder why they get 0 respect.

 

[SeverianB]

Waterson at the age of 23 had a 6-3 MMA record and nobody knew who she was

Dern at the age of 23 has a 3-0 MMA record, 3x time BJJ world champ and already 100k more followers than Waterson on IG

Now I get why you mad

So you are shitting on Michelle for being a pioneer and helping get WMMA to a point where Dern even has the opportunity to try it? Nice one.



Oh, and Dern has gone as far as she can go with BJJ. She's knows it, which is why she is (poorly and unprofessionally) trying to get into MMA.

And she only had 60k more Instagram followers than Michelle, a lead that is rapidly dwindling.

"Marina Shafiresque in her career, is Dern, Joe."

 

[RayA]

Miesha Tate's stinkface V2?

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

Holy shit that "tornado punch"...

All I could think of was that cable guy scene

 

[AC1D1K]

so... does TS like michelle waterson? cant tell for sure

 

[DoopidyDawesome]

I'm down to be the male in a Dern and Waterson cuddle puddle.

 

[Tramero]

So you are shitting on Michelle for being a pioneer

I'm just saying Waterson at the age of 23 was a nobody, with 3 loses already, at least Dern is undefeated and has a long way to improve like Waterson did, she already improved his striking a lot since his last fight

 

[Sirwastealot]

This just in Sandra Bernhard hotter than Megan Fox.

Lol not even in those pics. Megan fox can't NOT look smoking hot.

 

[Alphaboy]

Lol not even in those pics. Megan fox can't NOT look smoking hot.

I know, that was like the ugliest pic I could find of her. Lol

But im just parodying OP

 

[SeverianB]

so... does TS like michelle waterson? cant tell for sure

She favorited a tweet of mine 2 years ago.

Waterson fan 4 LYFE.