Michael Jackson jokes by Norm Macdonald.

[Okajima]

"You know the thing about hitler...the more I learn about him the less I like him"

CLANKILY SHLANKLY!!

 

[Okajima]

"Yes it is true, Michael Jackson is going to be a father. He has already hired an entire staff of extra nurses, nannies and bodyguards to protect the child from...Michael Jackson"

"The 3 day old boy is quite a chip off the old block. In fact, he's already molested a 1 day old boy"

"The nation is still reeling from Thursday's announcement that Lisa Marie Pressley is filing for divorce from Michael Jackson. According to friends, the two were never a good match. She's more of a stay at home type and he's more of a homosexual phile"

Damn Norm...

Hah!

 

[BisexualMMA]

Yeah but could Michael Jackson beat Jon Lovitz at tennis?