Met Lyoto at the zoo a few years back but was too shy to tell story.

[King Pun**]

We were in the Africa exhibit. I say i am big fan. he says oh yeah thanks. I ask him why he is watching the same exhibit for so long. Lyoto says he donated a cheetah. I ask which one is his. Lyoto points and says that is Micheetah.

 

[Spookv]

Was there airplanes at this zoo?

 

[kennysux]

We were in the Africa exhibit. I say i am big fan. he says oh yeah thanks. I ask him why he is watching the same exhibit for so long. Lyoto says he donated a cheetah. I ask which one is his. Lyoto points and says that is Micheetah.

You don't have to lyoto kick it...

 

[Boevik]

Huge if true

 

[dembones22]

We were in the Africa exhibit. I say i am big fan. he says oh yeah thanks. I ask him why he is watching the same exhibit for so long. Lyoto says he
donated a cheetah. I ask which one is his. Lyoto points and says that is Micheetah.

YOU. YOU. YOU, SON OF A BITCH!!

 

[808nEffect]

We were in the Africa exhibit. I say i am big fan. he says oh yeah thanks. I ask him why he is watching the same exhibit for so long. Lyoto says he donated a cheetah. I ask which one is his. Lyoto points and says that is Micheetah.

 

[SHAZAM]

Vegas zoo too...

 

[Kenny Powerth]

I got locked out of my apartment because I had Gnoochi

 

[Cam Zink]

Did Lyoto learn running from that cheetah?

 

[quantiqus]

We were in the Africa exhibit. I say i am big fan. he says oh yeah thanks. I ask him why he is watching the same exhibit for so long. Lyoto says he donated a cheetah. I ask which one is his. Lyoto points and says that is Micheetah.

 

[Weuylf]

spirit animal

 

[MrCoffee]

In. Urine too.

 

[DoctorNick]

I see the potential here,

 

[wildchild88]

I was looking at a vintage 90's sandal magazine with Lyoto Machida while waiting at the dentist.

He said he was an expert at telling which celebrities had modeled their feet before getting famous, just by looking at their feet.

He said that Leo was in the Magazine.

"Dicaprio!?" I asked.

He pointed at a foot wearing a flip flop and said "Leo-Toe"

 

[209NickDiaz]

I was looking at a vintage 90's sandal magazine with Lyoto Machida while waiting at the dentist.

He said he was an expert at telling which celebrities had modeled their feet before getting famous, just by looking at their feet.

He said that Leo was in the Magazine.

"Dicaprio!?" I asked.

He pointed at a foot wearing a flip flop and said "Leo-Toe"

this was much better than TS shit! U should start ur own thread

 

[Hotora86]

 

[CBohl]

 

[Megalodon]

 

[Boevik]

What's a Micheetah though

 

[delbosque]

F you, TS.