Rumored Merab Might Have Staph

[fortheo]

He'll only have cardio for 25 takedown attempts instead of 50. The horror

 

[fortheo]

So, that would show up in any bloodwork right?


Its a bunch of pictures.

Fighters fight with staph all the time. There's video evidence of BSD dealing with his staph before the Poirier fight. Comissions don't care. These guys just take antibiotics and go out there.

 

[Poirierfan]

Can't Dana just put a hot poker in it?


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I would've fucking literally died.

 

[Söze Aldo]

Fighters fight with staph all the time. There's video evidence of BSD dealing with his staph before the Poirier fight. Comissions don't care. These guys just take antibiotics and go out there.

Of course, but when they do lose they come out with the excuse of having staph and demand a rematch when they are "100%". So fighting with staph is like having a superpower because it's never a real loss when it happen.

 

[Lord Pyjamas]

He ate at me too much, I'm never speaking to him again.

The reason it is so much more prevalent in the U.S.A is probably the same reason 90% of it's population died when us westerners took a boat and went to say Hello to them!
U.S.A is central for MMA development concentrating talents from all over the world at one point. That means bringing different strains of rudimentary diseases our systems are not prepared for. Thanks to modern science you survive it, while the influx of other cultures have proven to be a game winning concept! (what the fuck is wrong with my mind).

 

[fortheo]

Of course, but when they do lose they come out with the excuse of having staph and demand a rematch when they are "100%".

I know. That is dumb too. I was just more so focused on the fact that the pre-fight health screenings are jokes lol.

 

[Poirierfan]

The reason it is so much more prevalent in the U.S.A is probably the same reason 90% of it's population died when us westerners took a boat and went to say Hello to them!
U.S.A is central for MMA development concentrating talents from all over the world at one point. That means bringing different strains of rudimentary diseases our systems are not prepared for. Thanks to modern science you survive it, while the influx of other cultures have proven to be a game winning concept! (what the fuck is wrong with my mind).

Nothing wrong with your mind, my friend. You actually made sense.

 

[Steve Fox]

This is a good thread to gross everyone out a little in. This was one of my times with it. This was at the hospital btw. They ended up keeping me and putting me on IV antibiotics. That's my trap ...
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Damn. I bet that thing almost talked. Glad you recovered well Sherbro.

 

[gentel]

Hopefully, with this much advance notice, they can treat it and have Merab in fighting condition in time to pass the medical inspection. I know BSD was able to fight despite clearly visible staph on his forehead because it was treated enough to not be contagious

 

[Oscar Madison]

I would've fucking literally died.

That would be for Merab.

Get some Ranch Hands to hold Merab down, so Boss Dana can grab his favorite Brander or fireplace poker and work up a cure for the staph.

Dana's got a Noche Show to put on -- no turning back.

Can't wait for O'Malley's response.

 

[Lord Pyjamas]

Nothing wrong with your mind, my friend. You actually made sense.

Yeah, but I usually do not waste my mind doing that?

 

[Neck&Neck]

That would be for Merab.

Get some Ranch Hands to hold Merab down, so Boss Dana can grab his favorite Brander or fireplace poker and work up a cure for the staph.

Dana's got a Noche Show to put on -- no turning back.

Can't wait for O'Malley's response.

Only brander clinically proven to remove MerStaph is the patented, original and Iconic, Offical UFC Hotdog BranderTM

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

I figured he was gonna get caught and knocked out even before all this shit. Lol

You want another AV bet???

(no, thanks, my guy has staph just like the last one lol)

 

[Staph infection]

Bullshit! I do not waste my time with manlets.

 

[NoSmilez]

Merab is kinda of an ugly dude but his hairline is holding strong.

 

[Dave Poodle]

Seems at least half our big events have some type of staph controversy. With the way a lot of MMA gyms are these days they probably think disinfectant is a government conspiracy.

 

[Poirierfan]

You want another AV bet???

(no, thanks, my guy has staph just like the last one lol)

Haha, we could just do the knockout portion. If you're guy survives and doesn't get stopped, you win.


I understand though, I wouldn't take that bet if I were you either.

 

[Lord Pyjamas]

I would've fucking literally died.

I once got a very big boil as a kid first night on a camping trip.
My father took me away a bit down in the forest took out his knife and said
"we have to cut it open here or your mother will ruin the trip!"

 

[Serge421]

He should show Dana a video of him pouring alcohol on it to "kill it"

 

[Jackonfire]

Merab is kinda of an ugly dude but his hairline is holding strong.

He's got a fighters nose for sure. I remember Nick Diaz said CM Punk's nose was too straight to be a real fighter.