Media Merab has an Amazon for a girlfriend

[Combat Wombatt]

This way he can have normal sized sons.

Bwahahaha.

 

[Fukkup]

I’m 5’11 (with shoes on), and she was like 6’ even, tbf. Nothing was going to deter me. Adapt and overcome, my man.

I'm 5'11" and a half, I always round down to 5'11" cause I ain't no liar. My ex was like 2" shorter but has fuckin 36" legs. I was so confused when I went to fuck her doggy the first time lol

 

[AndrewGolota48]

Please. Find me a mug shot of a woman who isn't wearing makeup that still looks hot. I'll wait.

Post crying mugshot. She does appear to have a little makeup though.

 

[TitleDefJusticeWarrior]

His sons will be FW's or LW's

 

[OR-7]

She looks like a nice person.

 

[DarthChen731]

Lol the caption "My girlfriend"

 

[Black Paladin]

wears rappelling equipment for intimate encounters

Hahaha. Climbing Mount Yoni.

 

[BigTruck]

I just watched this movie a few weeks ago. Still funny damnit!

 

[Benoitthegr8]

Hahaha. Climbing Mount Yoni.

or descending into a large, deep and dark crevasse

 

[bubbleboyjones]

6. 5/10 in real life..

She's one of those crazies trying to climb the social ladder.... I sponsor the mma event they we were all at on Sat and she followed/unfolled me on IG a few times in the weeks leading up to the event...

100% attention seeker and the two of them were joined at the hip, lol.

That makes sense. Quick google search and shes attempting to make rounds with Youtube channels doing stupid shit like below(chick sitting far right). I'm just wondering how the fuck she even ends up doing something like this. Do you sit around looking for casting calls?

 

[TheIrishPsycho]

D1 Athlete & Bikini Model Kendahl Voelker

Can't not see that jawline though.

 

[Dirge]

Does he strap a board across his ass so he doesn't fall in?

 

[Credo]

 

[Deleted member 567183]

I think her Leg Reach is taller than Jones Leg Reach

 

[SolarSeiko]

Please. Find me a mug shot of a woman who isn't wearing makeup that still looks hot. I'll wait.

theres a few hot female teachers that were arrested no make up for fucking the students.

 

[SolarSeiko]

Who's this lady then?

Merab just has that BDE. Tall, white, black, girls out his weight class.

 

[Doug Money]

Too bad he can probably only hit it missonary style. Doggy, needs a booster chair, cowboy girl is too much weight, side angle mangle, needs a ladder, froggy style is impossibro, the ol mountain goat float boat, she would have to carry him on her booty. Spooning might be another option, but also very difficult. Trust me, ive dated a giant before. Its hard work sherbros.

 

[kingmob6]

Good for Murad. I like tall bitches personally, and dated 3 chicks that were 5'11-6ft tall, but I am not a manlet, I got a half a foot or more on him. She is cute, but to each his own.

 

[StoneWT]

When she wants it, you don't say no.

 

[FlowchartRog]

I’m 5’11 (with shoes on), and she was like 6’ even, tbf. Nothing was going to deter me. Adapt and overcome, my man.

So I suppose realistically, you're actually more like 5'9 and a half