Merab couldn't finish a sandwich

[hbombbisping]

All he does is try to push people like a midget sumo wrestler with Energizer Bunny cardio, he never threatens a finish he has Dillashaw Endurance cardio which makes him almost impossible to beat but he is gaming the system by pushing people the whole match with his retard cardio

I'm not saying he's not great at what he does and is gaming the system better than anyone, but he's not marketable and the UFC want him to lose buddeh

 

[Mohawk Banditó]

I mean, a full sub from Jersey Mike's is pretty fucking big, and they don't skimp on the meat at all, and he's only 5'6", so I wouldn't blame him for putting half of it in the fridge for tomorrow.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

All he does is try to push people like a midget sumo wrestler with Energizer Bunny cardio, he never threatens a finish he has Dillashaw Endurance cardio which makes him almost impossible to beat but he is gaming the system by pushing people the whole match with his retard cardio

I'm not say he's not great at what he does and is gaming the system better than anyone, but he's not marketable and the UFC want him to lose buddeh

But girls love him because he has proven he can go 25 minutes non-stop without finishing

Very GSP like is Merab in that aspect

 

[RockyLockridge]

He made O'Malley look like a taco

 

[TrueBias]

I hate punctuation too

 

[Rdude92]

Hes the BW goat. And also an inspiration of an athlete to me.
Ive never looked up to a person with otherworldly endurance before Merab

 

[hbombbisping]

But girls love him because he has proven he can go 25 minutes non-stop without finishing

Very GSP like is Merab in that aspect

Not even GSP was this boring and he was, how shall we say, more of a markerable ladies man type than Merab if he swings that which is questionable buddeh

 

[sdpdude9]

Meh. I understand it may not be the most thrilling thing to watch. But to me, mma is the sport of fighting so when an athletes uses their advantages to win the sporting competition, it’s fair game.

I disagree with the notion it’s some unbeatable, unfair approach though. Merab has been submitted. He’s been hurt numerous times.

 

[Arm Barbarian]

Not the most exciting style in terms of finishing fights, but the dude imposes his will on everyone, and has god-like endurance. Nice guy, as well, so I'm not gonna hate on him.

 

[BEATDOWNS]

The Clay Guida gameplan - LOOK BUSY

 

[jitzmonkey]

I mean, a full sub from Jersey Mike's is pretty fucking big, and they don't skimp on the meat at all, and he's only 5'6", so I wouldn't blame him for putting half of it in the fridge for tomorrow.

“Sub?”
“Jersey?”

He’s from LI. They have “heros.

 

[biscuitsbrah]

Not even GSP was this boring and he was, how shall we say, more of a markerable ladies man type than Merab if he swings that which is questionable buddeh

GSP in his prime was way more boring. That’s how I know you just started watching mma lol

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

GSP was frustrating because we knew from his previous fights that he absolutely has finishing ability, but it’s like he actively chose not to use it. At least he did against Bisping so (almost) all is forgiven

 

[SalvadorAllende]

By the way you write... it seems you couldn't finish elementary school TS.

 

[Mohawk Banditó]

“Sub?”
“Jersey?”

He’s from LI. They have “heros.

I'm trying not to hold it against him.

Spoiler

 

[NicholasJBasile]

I mean, a full sub from Jersey Mike's is pretty fucking big, and they don't skimp on the meat at all, and he's only 5'6", so I wouldn't blame him for putting half of it in the fridge for tomorrow.

I think it's also important to consider mom and pop shops -- some hoagies are even bigger than what you'd find at Jersey Mike's.

However, most sandwiches are much smaller. Even if you get double meat and extra toppings, some places skimp on them and should be easy to finsh by a champion. If sides and a drink are included, the whole game is changed, however, as chips and a soaa can easily add 500-700 calories. I'd still expect a champ to finish it in one sitting of less than 30 minutes, but I wouldn't hold it against Merab at 5'6" and 135 lbs.

 

[ninja boot]

Heard there were unfinished sandwiches and am leaving disappointed

 

[gentel]

Hes the BW goat. And also an inspiration of an athlete to me.
Ive never looked up to a person with otherworldly endurance before Merab

Yeah when he wins (which is often) I double up on cardio at the gym

 

[humdizzle]

yeah he's found a way to weaponize cardio. he can win fights by inflicting minimal to no damage by repeatedly taking you down and not going for subs or GNP

tbf though he's not the first guy to do this. Colby had no bjj and pillow fists... but he got to multiple title fights.

 

[hbombbisping]

By the way you write... it seems you couldn't finish elementary school TS.

Are you challenging me to a duel of the pen? How dare doth smite me.

I’m working on the intricacies of details of maneuvers that you still don’t even know the names of.