Memethread v6: high quality premium memes edition

[Pickle Rick]

 

[HeLLMuTT]

 

[silicavaginitis]

 

[Sir Galahad]

 

[Undying Poster]

 

[Sir Galahad]

 

[Pickle Rick]

 

[Phr3121]

Husband:
My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home...
Sergeant at Police Station:
What is her height?
Husband:
Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall....
Sergeant:
Weight?
Husband:
Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant:
Color of eyes?
Husband:
Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sergeant:
Color of hair?
Husband:
Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.
Sergeant:
What was she wearing?
Husband:
Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Sergeant:
What kind of car did she go in?
Husband:
She went in my Jeep.
Sergeant:
What kind of Jeep was it?
Husband:
It's a 2010 Rubicon with Sprintex Supercharger with Intercooler, DiabloSport T-1000 Trinity Programmer, Teraflex Falcon 3.3 Shocks, 1350 RE Reel Drive Shafts, Method 105 Bead Locks, Toyo 37" X 13.5" Tires, Custom Olympic Off Road Front Bumper, Olympic Off Road Smuggler Rear Bumper with tire carrier, Seward Radius 4s LED Light, Seward 12" LED Light bar, 50" LED Light bar with, sPod LED switch pod with Boost gage, Rigid LED Lights, 15# Power Tank, Rock Hard Cage, Rock Hard Under Armor, Posion Spyder Sliders, Posion Spyder Crusher Fenders, Posion Spyder Evap Armor, Posion Spyder Extreme Duty Trans-Mount Cross Member, Bushwacker rear armor, 5.13 Gears, Magnum 44 Front Axle, Off Road Evolution "C" Gussets, Cobra 75 CB Radio, Warn 10K on Front and 8K Winch on Rear, etc.
At this point the husband started choking up...
Sergeant: Don't worry buddy. We'll find your Jeep.

 

[Sir Galahad]

 

[Pickle Rick]

^#fakenews^

 

[Pickle Rick]

 

[Randy Trevor]

 

[Sir Galahad]

 

[Pale Man In Black]

 

[Randy Trevor]

 

[Post Mortem]

 

[Max Power]

 

[silicavaginitis]

 

[HeLLMuTT]

 

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