Social Meme Thread v98: Now 3% More Conservative

[Deleted member 592570]

Awkward when the guy you're trying to smear asks you wtf you're talking about.

 

[SurferH2O]

Awkward when the guy you're trying to smear asks you wtf you're talking about.

ROFL! That "reporter" was shook. I don't know the dude he was interviewing, but that guy is solid.

 

[SurferH2O]

 

[AZ103]

ROFL! That "reporter" was shook. I don't know the dude he was interviewing, but that guy is solid.

It's hard to tell because the interviewer was a total bitch and got smacked around. He should have asked for examples of common sense policy and what common sense means to him. A lot of people invoke common sense but are using it as an emotional term but they don't know what they're describing. Which generally is logical thinking. Anyways I did enjoy that clip.

 

[Horse Style]

If you ask her why she does what she does and why it's empowering, I bet her answer won't be her describing how much fun it is but instead she'll say "what? Men can do it but I can't!?!!" It's like a child wanting to do something solely because their big brother does it.

Awkward when the guy you're trying to smear asks you wtf you're talking about.

 

[Horse Style]

 

[idrankyourbeer]

if i pay the ten bucks, my first question is will this increase my height? my second question is rather obvious...

 

[irish_thug]

ROFL! That "reporter" was shook. I don't know the dude he was interviewing, but that guy is solid.

The guy facing off against Trudeau next election

 

[Rob Battisti]

Convenience Store Indians are the new Rooftop Koreans

 

[SurferH2O]

ROFL!

I worked at a Safeway in Sacramento (real bad part of town) for 2 years of my Junior College experience. We had some serious bruisers working there. When they caught a shoplifter, he'd be taken to the back, body blows were delivered, a picture was taken, a warning was given not to come back, and they were tossed out of the back of the store. It was an effective policy and then we stopped doing it for some reason. When we heard "Code 99" over the intercom it was on! That was our shoplifting code and all the dudes were happy to partake. I chased a guy into traffic once. I stopped, he didn't. I watched him get knocked right out of his shoes by a car and get launched. He lived. I was inbetween a butcher with a big as knife once and a shoplifter with a bottle. That sucked. I also tackled a guy in the front of the store and broke his nose with my knee. That cost the store $5K in a settlement. Oooops. I learned to let them get outside first. That store close 1 year after I transferred to UCSD due to theft.

 

[Horse Style]

ROFL!

I worked at a Safeway in Sacramento (real bad part of town) for 2 years of my Junior College experience. We had some serious bruisers working there. When they caught a shoplifter, he'd be taken to the back, body blows were delivered, a picture was taken, a warning was given not to come back, and they were tossed out of the back of the store. It was an effective policy and then we stopped doing it for some reason. When we heard "Code 99" over the intercom it was on! That was our shoplifting code and all the dudes were happy to partake. I chased a guy into traffic once. I stopped, he didn't. I watched him get knocked right out of his shoes by a car and get launched. He lived. I was inbetween a butcher with a big as knife once and a shoplifter with a bottle. That sucked. I also tackled a guy in the front of the store and broke his nose with my knee. That cost the store $5K in a settlement. Oooops. I learned to let them get outside first. That store close 1 year after I transferred to UCSD due to theft.

1. A dude getting hit so hard that his shoes fly off will always be funny. I'm laughing just picturing it
2. How the fuck do shoplifters still feel bold enough to steal from a grocery store ran by what sounds like the mafia. Dude getting launched into traffic should've scared them off for at least a year

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

 

[Scerpi]

Lying Joe just can’t help himself

 

[Rob Battisti]

Lying Joe just can’t help himself

Just once, I would like a reporter to ask him or his press secretary where something like that happens.

 

[SurferH2O]

1. A dude getting hit so hard that his shoes fly off will always be funny. I'm laughing just picturing it
2. How the fuck do shoplifters still feel bold enough to steal from a grocery store ran by what sounds like the mafia. Dude getting launched into traffic should've scared them off for at least a year

They guy hit by the car out of his shoes was a bit of a shock for me at the time. I was like.... daaaayuuuuum. Everyone else caught up and looked, while I just turned my back and walked back towards the store. I saw it close enough not to gawk at it anymore. I thought he would be dead and was happy he lived.

It was a "food island" otherwise, even back in the 1990's. The store had a former Golden Gloves boxer that was then around 50 years old and 3 guys that he trained worked there too. There was also a kickboxer and then just some rough dudes that didn't mind it. I came in all bright eyed and quickly learned that we had to be careful when I chased a two guys out by myself and one pulled a knife. I turned around and ran back in the store.

I watched Mr. Cantu (50 year old retired boxer) flatten a dude with one shot after giving up a free one. The dude he floored never had a chance. I always called him "Mr. Cantu" and never "Jim" which was his name. He called all of us sub 25 year olds, "bubba" and that was fine with all of the young guys.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

 

[idrankyourbeer]

 

[Deleted member 585708]

 

[Mr Holmes]

 

[Flower2dPeople]