Social Meme Thread v97: We're All Friends Here

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[Flower2dPeople]

 

[Rob Battisti]

More or less crazy than just tossing them into the pool?

That’s Infant Swim Rescue. I put my 2 year old through it and it’s amazing. He was able save himself in full winter gear, diaper and shoes after 8 weeks.

 

[Broke Lester]

I signed my daughter up for survival swimming when she was three. It was pretty hardcore, short classes, where she would get into the water crying. But after a few weeks she started to look forward to it and could swim really well. About two weeks before the end of the course, the dumb bitch running it decided that my daughter needed to simulate a boating accident and flipped her over backwards in the water. So that was that and I pulled her out. Up to that point it was good for her, with a lot of games, but the bitches that run these programs all have PTSD from having seen a kid drown and can't be satisfied by any normal level of swimming skill.

First child huh?

 

[SummerStriker]

First child huh?

Yup

 

[Broke Lester]

Yup

Second time around you'll be a lot more chill.

 

[Broke Lester]

That’s Infant Swim Rescue. I put my 2 year old through it and it’s amazing. He was able save himself in full winter gear, diaper and shoes after 8 weeks.

And tell me you weren't crazy proud on the pool deck.

 

[Rob Battisti]

And tell me you weren't crazy proud on the pool deck.

It was amazing.

Some ISR instructors are idiots but ours was amazing.

 

[SurferH2O]

Well damn, that dude said something intelligent for once.

 

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[GtehMVP]

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[Deleted member 592570]

Wow only 2 this year he’s been slacking off

Imagine how terrfiying it is being Joe Biden's dog



Who knows what he does to that thing.

 

[Rob Battisti]

 

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