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Meme Thread V5[Official]More lols, less bickering edition

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Never got memes that suck either party's dick. Both parties don't give shit about the common man. It's like the kid who gets bullied in high school but then sucks up to the bully cuz he think the bully will go eaiser on him next time.
 
Never got memes that suck either party's dick. Both parties don't give shit about the common man. It's like the kid who gets bullied in high school but then sucks up to the bully cuz he think the bully will go eaiser on him next time.

I'm not a republican but it's true and that's why it's funny.
 
saw this in the liveleak comments
Tyrone was having trouble in school; his teacher was always yelling at him, "You're driving me crazy, Tyrone; can't you learn anything?


One day Tyrone's mother came to school to see how he was doing.The teacher told her honestly that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and that she had never had such an unmotivated and ignorant boy in her entire teaching career. Tyrone’s mom, shocked at the feedback, withdrew her son from school and moved out of Detroit, relocating to Cleveland.

25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with irreversible cardiac disease. Her doctors all strongly advised her to have open heart surgery, which only one surgeon at the Cleveland Clinic could perform.

Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was remarkably successful.

When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw the handsome young doctor who headed her surgical team smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face then started to turn blue. As she raised her hand, trying to tell the doctor something, she promptly died.

The doctor was shocked, wondering what went wrong so suddenly. When the doctor turned around to leave the room, he saw that Tyrone, now a janitor at the Clinic, had unplugged the life-support equipment in order to plug in his vacuum cleaner.

If you had mistakenly thought that Tyrone had become a heart-surgeon, there is a high likelihood that you voted for Hillary Clinton.

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