Social Meme Thread v118: Liberation From Wealth Day

[Chesten_Hesten]

 

[Strychnine]

 

[Xanzito]

Yes, it's out of context. Yes, it's still funny.

 

[Xanzito]

Is this an episode of "The Office" or "Veep"?

 

[KnightTemplar]

 

[Cuzcatlan]

 

[S Class]

 

[idrankyourbeer]

 

[S Class]

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

 

[S Class]

 

[Xanzito]

Kid just wants to be a real man, like her mom

 

[650lb Sumo]

(It might be an Indian using AI set to American English running this account.)

 

[GtehMVP]

Yes, it's out of context. Yes, it's still funny.

To be fair, she is referring to the other black dude, though "she" still has a dick.

 

[Cuzcatlan]

 

[idrankyourbeer]

 

[idrankyourbeer]

funny story, i know of someone who did this to get a job at an accounting firm. talked a big game on his resume and said he was an auditor and shit but it was clear from the start that this idiot has no idea between a debit and a credit. i mean he wasn't even an auditor in an accounting sense either.

from the first hour everybody knew he was just phony balogna because they gave him an easy file to start with and he starts asking everybody for help and asking stupid questions that any accountant who has worked in the field for over a week would already know and have it burned into their brains.

well he tried to fake the funk and tried to get other people to do his work because he didn't have a fucking clue about accounting but pretended that he did just so that he would get hired. you can't really fake that stuff. either you can put the numbers together or you can't.

so yeah the partners and everybody found out within hours that this guy was full of shit and his resume was a fraud, and instead of just firing him on the spot they decided to play a game with him first and just have all of the employees ignore him and flat out refuse to help him, and tell him that they're too busy go away every time he tries to approach them with a noob question. a day later he's still "working on" what should have been a 20 minute file and then he just starts crying and walks out. that was the end of that bozo but he would have been terminated within the same week anyways.

there's some jobs you just can't fake it until you make it. and sooner or later people will be tired of doing your job for you and no longer entertain that kind of shit and you'll just be stuck there in clown shoes looking like a complete fucking idiot waiting to receive your walking papers.

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

funny story, i know of someone who did this to get a job at an accounting firm. talked a big game on his resume and said he was an auditor and shit but it was clear from the start that this idiot has no idea between a debit and a credit. i mean he wasn't even an auditor in an accounting sense either.

from the first hour everybody knew he was just phony balogna because they gave him an easy file to start with and he starts asking everybody for help and asking stupid questions that any accountant who has worked in the field for over a week would already know and have it burned into their brains.

well he tried to fake the funk but tried to get other people to do his work because he didn't have a fucking clue about accounting but pretended that he did just so that he would get hired. you can't really fake that stuff. either you can put the numbers together or you can't.

so yeah the partners and everybody found out within hours that this guy was full of shit and his resume was a fraud, and instead of just firing him on the spot they decided to play a game with him first, and just have all of the employees ignore him and flat out refuse to help him, and tell him that they're too busy go away every time he tries to approach them with a noob question. a day later he's still "working on" a 20 minute file and then he just starts crying and walks out. that was the end of that bozo but he would have been terminated within the same week anyways.

there's some jobs you just can't fake it until you make it. and sooner or later people will be tired of doing your job for you and no longer entertain that kind of shit and you'll just be stuck there in clown shoes looking like a complete fucking idiot waiting to receive your walking papers.

That guy sounds like management marterial, or project management st the very least, thanks!

 

[idrankyourbeer]

That guy sounds like management marterial, or project management st the very least, thanks!

it was like telling the boss that you've ran an excavator for 15+ years so then he throws you in an excavator and realises that you don't even know how to turn the damn thing on.

you're probably better off just being straight up honest and saying that you don't know jack shit about your job position but you are willing to learn. but i guess if you don't lie on your resume you're probably not going to get called up for those jobs anyways.