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Social Meme Thread v102: Fat Chicks in Party Hats

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If violence isn't the answer, you're probably asking the wrong question. ;)
Hearing someone say "violence is never the answer" is the easiest way to recognize an adult who doesn't understand how the world works.

Because as we all know, when someone's breaking into your house and you call the cops, the cops show up to debate the criminal
 
Hearing someone say "violence is never the answer" is the easiest way to recognize an adult who doesn't understand how the world works.

Because as we all know, when someone's breaking into your house and you call the cops, the cops show up to debate the criminal
Usually they show up to investigate your murder.
 
Usually they show up to investigate your murder.

There's an old joke told by UK coppers: a farmer calls 999 and reports that man has just tried to break into his farmhouse.

Police, "I'm sorry, sir, but we have no officers available to attend at this time".

Farmer, "No problem; I shot the bastard, so he won't be going anywhere".

About 20 minutes later, several police cars, including Armed Response and CID, along with Paramedics arrive at the farm.

Police, "Where's the burglar?"

Farmer, "Oh, he ran off into the fields over there".

Police, "I thought you said you shot him?!"

Farmer, "I thought YOU said there were no officers available..."
 
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